electric gynecologist

a girl will be on her way to get pickled green beens

in the old lady era

im at my clits end

it’s so healing to my soul that i have a loving partner who actually enjoys some of my perceived “worst traits”. she’s genuinely delighted by everything i do. i love her so much.

i’m Clocking into the Love u Forever factory for my Lifetime shift

i miss my gf!!!! so bad!!!!!! i love her so much!!!!!!

happy valentine’s day (gay)

theres gotta be something clinical about the shapes i lay in

my gf and her 14 emotional support purses of different purposes taking up the couch

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my girlfriend is attracted to some of the strangest things about me and i think it’s healing something.

me, representing myself in court: Your Honor, the jury is full of fucking haters

god forbid a white girl catch a vibe in a bath & bodyworks

okay okay lets deck the halls. lets deck the halls with boughs of holly.

gift wrapping ability gap relationship

happy holidays to me, who has finally been given a reason to come out of the closet to all my family this season so they all get to Meet The Girlfriend

i get to see my girlfriend for christmas!!! and she will be here for like 3 weeks!!! my pretty girlfriend!!!!!

had the most delicious sweet potato of all time in my house. i fear this will kick off a new food hyperfixation in me

she has a list of notes of things she wants to do to help me…..and she actually does them. holy shit.

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