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@maneskvicc @Zheega123 @shaabiranks That's way too much of a stretch, no need to invoke malice to explain what is adequately explained by sheer incompetence anyway. Hamas' purpose was probably something like "start a major regional war with all involved". Which is still stupid and delusional, IMO, but yeah.

@simone_s_86 @Zheega123 @shaabiranks I legit think October 7th was orchestrated between the two. Israel casually forgot to protect the concert with a bunch of tourists. A part of land that is under their control. Hamas kills a bunch of civilians w/ what purpose? And 9 months later not a single Hamas leader has died

Genuine question: what do you think they are fighting and dying for?

@StadtGpt @shaabiranks

@Zheega123 @shaabiranks Without Hamas, Israel would have *less of a pretext* to do that. Hamas isn't stopping them in any way that matters, Hamas is giving them a casus belli on a silver platter. There's a reason why Bibi preferred Hamas to be in power.

@shaabiranks Without Hamas, Israel would have already pushed all the Palestinians into the desert by now.

@shaabiranks So, sure, that sort of movement *nominally* fights "on your side". But in practice it's putting its whole weight towards doing stupid counterproductive things that harm you and does not advance your cause at all. Sometimes it might even actively hurt you (for the greater good).

@shaabiranks And you are ok with any losses, because it's all just for the best. The martyrs are rewarded in heaven. You know your cause is just, so what else is there to worry about? Strategic considerations are for pussies, suffering is just a trial to go through, God will deliver you.

@mccrabb_will Right when his face goes out of the frame and most of the shadows disappear, I reckon.

@mccrabb_will Wait so did they let a stunt double be hit by the door and recoil, and THEN switch him with a different sequence of Michael J. Fox mid-shot?

The time for judgement has come.

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@dancow "The public is shocked to discover there may be some falsehoods and inaccuracies in the latest non-fiction book of renowned author Joe Uptonogood."

@angkasasana @CJHandmer This is how we find the Avatar, the only one who can restore balance to... balances.

@CJHandmer No, but get ready for your kid to replace him in the future: x.com/cirkelnio/stat…

My 5 year old just drew a ruler scale from memory. Then we got the square to check. As a dad, should I be worried?

@goddammitsarah The uncomfortable silence followed by the horrible long shrieking sound as he drags the table while everyone else watches in sheer disbelief. Perfect comedic timing.

just absolutely one of the best scenes for cinema ever written

@Z30162240 @The25thNigga You say that as if current Dandadan was a sane and measured story instead. The whole run is balls to the walls insanity.

@The25thNigga Man early Dandadan was doing… something 😭

This chapter man 😭😭😭

@OTbundy Forget the Illuminati, THESE GUYS are the real secret cabal.

joke is, no one can tell which country this is made for.

@rabid_gamer69 @DeathAngelUSA It's kind of funny because how does that work? They sound like they'd be helpless before any predator half set on eating them. Does all that eucalyptus make their flesh toxic, so no one wants to eat the horrible little critters?

@DeathAngelUSA There’s a counter post to the copypasta that explains that they’re the only animal that fits in the ecological niche of managing eucalyptus trees though

I have to share this again: “Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.”

@akainusimp The lines feel smoother and softer in Oda's drawing, which makes the figure seem like more of a cohesive whole rather than a doll with two melons glued to the front.

I don't get what it is but Oda can manage to make his ridiculous proportions actually appealing to look at but when toei does it it actually looks so gross

@Sheepdoge1 @timediverAGX15 Yeah but we can't really get or even meaningfully translate Japanese girls jargon, if she said some Japanese slang word to mean a cool/masculine dude, "gigachad" works.

@timediverAGX15 Yeah but she'd more talk like how modern Japanese girls talk, not like how we would, is the point I think they're making.

@MikeWCrichton @DennisMaxwell4 @pptsapper Sure, but if Soviet Russia had been this beacon of morality and proletarian justice it could have just NOT allied with Adolf fucking Hitler, convenience or not. Wasn't fascism the final form of capitalism or something?

@DennisMaxwell4 @pptsapper To be fair, one of them was bound turn on the other eventually. It was never anything more than an alliance of convenience.

@MationMiss TBF don't know you but my workplace is like 30 minutes from my home so just going and coming back would take one hour. If the idea is short naps in the middle of the day (e.g. around lunchtime) you obviously can't go home.

How about normalize letting workers go home?