🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 .

ˎˊ˗ [ #amongus #amongusoc #amongusrp #parodytwt ]

//you guys can feel free to dm banana in character by the way (or out of character if you want to plot ints + dynamics!!) I forgot to turn those on

@Vamphunterlime Alright , alright . I wont read it . I gotcha , bud … [ He led him right back to the sofa , setting the papers aside . Out of sight , out of mind ! ] You just get some rest , okay ..? When you’re up , I’ll fix us some sandwiches .

@slippery_sleuth Ah- wait wait no.., no don’t read those. Please- just leave it.. [he whined and wiggled in your arms, the blanket around his shoulders doing him no favors] I’ll behave- I swear but don’t read them…

{kinda lazy…OPEN INT} [Merritt slumped over his desk, two bottles deep and buried in paperwork.. for a man so typically put together, he looked like a mess] [it was late evening he assumed since it was nearly dark outside when you look through the curtains]

@MoltenCrewmate … Check again .

@slippery_sleuth Im straighter than a line bud!

Everybody in Polus is really really gay , actually ! How queerious !!

@Orangepoluschef Thank you , dear !! ^_^

@slippery_sleuth Oh cool! Well I’ll always call you whatever you choose :3

@Orangepoluschef To female-leaning , actually !! I just choose to use he and they . I haven’t quite gotten to the point of experimenting with having folks call me a lady yet !!

@slippery_sleuth Oh! To male or to non-binary?

@Orangepoluschef Ah , I see !! Good for you . I , too , am transgender , believe it or not . 🌸

@slippery_sleuth Yeah, but I’m an ally and I’m trans!

@Orangepoluschef … you’re straight ?????

@slippery_sleuth Yeah, Tan and Brown are gay, I’m pretty sure Red White and Blue are gay at least one of them Fortecrew and I are the only straight couple

YOUVE GOTTA GO

Juniper …

why would you torture yourself by doing that ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

@Orangepoluschef You’re mine too , Orange !!

@slippery_sleuth Okay, cool then you’re my friend nana :3

no ?? NO ????? NO ?????????? PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT I HAVE CASES TO SOLVE I DONT HAVE TIME TO LOAF AROUND

@Orangepoluschef I do , yeah !!

@slippery_sleuth Haha you’re funny nana! Do you like being called that

@seprhbls //IM FALLINT DOWN A RABBIT HOLE OF GOD AWFUL BEATS IM FUCKINGFCRYINGGH

@slippery_sleuth /?TJE RANDIM FUCJING CYRILLIC WORDS

@slippery_sleuth / HEKLP YEAJput tjese 2 in a studio and this is tje bullshit they come up with or wjatever that trend was

@seprhbls //it’d be really funny to force them to work together at some point because we both know they’re getting JACKSHIT done

@slippery_sleuth / just stay stikl wjen they start biting at u ok…..? Ok sorry i tjink nana and indi have like 1 braincell combinwd

/ hi 🤍 oomfs🤍

@seprhbls //nana is very much faithful to mira … doomed “ get a load of this guy !!! “ and then banana GENUINELY votes out an innocent crewmate

@slippery_sleuth / if nana is more faitjful or works for mira i think indigo woukd hate that too💭 HWLP Haha yiu dont know how to do tjis that 🤣🤣 Then indigo faiks it Worse

@seprhbls //it is infact #oomfs green but once their event is over … these two would like . make fun of each other non stop for being dumb and then turn around and do some BULLSHIIITTTT

@slippery_sleuth / DEAD ON TJE SPOT/JOKEJOEK ok sorry if its #oomfs green i canr be mean to tjem or their allies yet cuz of tjeir event but #Yet STOP indigo woikd make fun of everytjing nana does but They too coukdnt find the crewmates in their hideout so tjey bith might be stupid

@Vamphunterlime Well , fella , I was grabbin some of your work so that way I could do it . If you promise to sit and /stay/ , I could fix you a little somethin ! [ Once more , he caught Merritt in his arms , holding back a soft laugh . ]

@slippery_sleuth I.. well I don’t actually know, I’m just going.. I think there’s more booze in the kitchen.. I also kinda want a sandwich [Merritt nodded, waddling forward a bit] Where did you even go?? You went somewhere, what were ya doing?

@seprhbls //theyre 👀👀👀👀starting to befriend Captain Green … if that helps 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 I also like to think that Indigo would make HELLA fun of Nana for not realizing who the imposter among his crew is … Navy survives getting voted out on a hope and prayer ……

@slippery_sleuth / HJWLPP irs ok its the thiught that counts i think tjat woukd be interesting….👀👀👀 does banana ahve any relations n stuff tjat indigo woukd HATE