✦ ﹐ 𝕷ohen
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✦ ﹐ 𝕷ohen
@slitlohen
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀︵︵⠀⠀WHAT'S ⠀THE⠀HARM⠀?⠀⠀ノ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𐂯⠀⠀JUST⠀A⠀LITTLE⠀𝙁𝙐𝙉⠀! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

(The Traveler ends up looking like an idiot with their throat bandaged up. Naturally.) (They pointedly DO NOT look at Lohen, still annoyed. Lohen needs some bamboo, clearly.)

“..? You know my blood yes? Hm… I see, well you will have to earn it. I don’t give my blood for free Lohen.” — He uncrosses his arms and goes back to looking through his book —

I'll have her... cuss you out on my behalf.. (The threat is a nothingburger because anything more drastic would be too public for his liking. The Traveler decides the ideal punishment is to steal all the monsters and train the knights so Lohen gets bored...)

"Hm... immortal in a way yes.. I suppose, why are you curious of mu body or something Lohen..?" -- He chuckles crossing his arms --

You sure seemed pretty quick to shatter my trust though, (the Traveler has no choice but to rely on Lohen for support to stand.) (The Traveler decides to make an exception this tome around, out of respect for his travels and job with Lohen.)

Then it wouldn't be a problem if I "warned" everyone, wouldn't it? (the Traveler's eyes narrow, fumbling to stand up and make a run for it, just in case he really will need to involve others.)

(It takes the Traveler at least 5 minutes of useless, light-headed dizzy struggling to realize this was a total joke to Lohen. For the love of...) (The Traveler slumps back, clutching their throat while staring blankly at Lohen. It's a shame Paimon didn't teach them swear words)

Preferably DON'T bite me in the first place! (the Traveler bites his nose even harder and misses, this time biting his eyebrow like a clumsy idiot.) (The Traveler has officially secured personal beef with Lohen, and worse, he has no idea how to express it.)

(the Traveler ended up feeling too lightheaded to immediately punch Lohen in the face. They fumble with their face, and then tighten their scarf around their throat as a makeshift bandage. The world feels static and far-away despite Aether's best efforts to stay "awake.")

Ah-! Hey! Hey! Stop that! (the Traveler yanks him by the hair, but freezes half-way when he realizes that the moment Lohen lets go, he's kinda screwed. Blood vessels in the neck are kinda a big deal.) You won't turn me into a vampire, will you?!

"... I am 500 years old, or more... I do not remember, but I will refrain from calling you a kid if that is what you wish." -- He sighs and looks into a book reading it --