yeehaw🇵🇸

@Bychetic @ojvhteuhyhes it’s actually suck a joke, even my professors are pissing me off 😭I study doc film making and had a lot of issues with my thesis because one of my profs didn’t understand what the ppl I interviewed are saying bc his english is bad (neither of us are native english speakers🫠)

@soetpoteter @ojvhteuhyhes LOOOOL 😭😭😭😭i can’t lie having a masters degree seemed way cooler until i started and i realised it’s not actually that hard

here they are mad abt us calling the lollipop lady a lollipop lady. insane person

@Bychetic @ojvhteuhyhes handing in my masters in may and the main thing I learned is that it’s not indicative of anyone’s intelligence or maturity😭 I had to tell my classmate she shouldn’t write ‘g*psies are historically lazy and don’t work so they make good wedding musicians’ i wish i was joking

@ojvhteuhyhes i’m 2 months away from having a masters degree and i’m a fucking idiot so this cancels out anything she claims

@phermaids @stephannle_ @chaosgremlincas no fr they grew up with me😭

@stephannle_ @chaosgremlincas as a phannie since 2013 this era is SO PEAK TO MEEEE

I’m shocked some people aren’t enjoying the new dan and phil era I was under the impression we were all having a blast I guess I’m just the target audience for everything they’re making now

@braceletladyy omgg smt inspired by this!

CUSTOM CARABINER GIVEAWAY!! One winner will recieve a custom carabiner inspired by anything they want!! can be an album, song, artist, etc!! TO ENTER: - follow me and rt this tweet!! -reply with what you would get!! ends 5/1, the same day as my next drop!!

@internet_james_ isnt horsegiirl famously very germam

I have a theory that masked DJs aren’t masked to conceal that they’re some other DJ, but rather to conceal that they’re nepo babies. Like what if Horsegiirl was Malia Obama. We will never know. Well played, Malia.

@cyberrspit @abortedamyadams no

@abortedamyadams dos that still qualify as a bob?

their bobs are interlinked, they all felt it

@criisdie would be the most valid crashout ever i hate those stupid little demons so much

I couldn’t even get absolute batman at the comic store but they had approximately 9 trillion funko pops.

i tried supporting 3 different small businesses on Friday and they all told me to go to barnes and noble

@venusian_doll i had a photo with a lemur on tinder once and everyone asked if it was a monkey like what are we doing do ppl not know madagascar even

@eibbud was it dan and phil

spotted a youtuber i dislike at the pub. pointed him out to my friend. she said she saw him too. turns out she saw a separate annoying youtuber. they're both at the pub. #londonmaxxing

@kumoyumemii i schwör was is mit österreichischen familien falsch du hast mei beleid💔

LMAOAOO HE SAID THIS AS WELL I'M CRYING

LMAOO I TEXTED MY GRANDMA ONE FINAL MESSAGE AFTER HER DEATH AND MY GRANDPA RESPONDED TO ME PRETENDING TO BE HER 💔💔 NOT EVEN IN A SWEET WAY HE TOLD ME IT'S MY FAULT OUR FAMILY FELL APART 💔💔💔

@theotricality can someone pls explain to me what shes going on abt I haven’t watched HR😭

nurse she's out again

@shathesheep123 @Honkadoi found mine several years ago on tumblr again, turns out he became a full on fetish feeder dude 😭 wasnt sad about it anymore

@Honkadoi everyone needs at least one really obscure youtuber that quit because of how obscure they are and you are still sad about it

Everyone needs at least one YouTuber in their life who is noticeably past their prime but is still incredibly endearing to watch anyways

@transgreghouse must be such a great feeling (despite the lack of double ds), congratulations ❤️

first nurse check after top surgery and I gasped and said "but I asked for double Ds!" and they kind of giggled

@bbstarrbunnyy my friend told me she has kids now and if her kids are playing with my lps I will😭

@soetpoteter yeah i think u should beat her up for that tbh

a mosaic i made of my fav lps #491 υ˶˃ ﻌ ˂˶υ

@bbstarrbunnyy (sorry might’ve been unnecessary haha I love your art, just havent thought lps in years!!)

@bbstarrbunnyy this reminded me of the girl in school who stole all my lps when I brought them for show and tell its been like 15 years 😭😭 should message her and ask for it back tbh

@theashleyray my dad wanted to kill me and himself when I was 5 because he thought doomsday was coming and ppl are so shocked when I’m not pissed about it! like yea sucks but it didn’t luckily didn’t leave any trauma bc I didn’t know and also he was mentally ill!!

idk i think i just have more empathy for these situations because i grew up with a schizophrenic older brother who'd threaten to kill me when i was 12 because he thought i was a "bitch selling his information to aliens" and now we just laugh like haha tony remember your knives

@colligocritters my classmate once held a presentation abt hitler where she claimed he was forcefed hrt to become a woman

In second grade they had us do a presentation about the solar system and I did the moon so I googled moon and found "fake moon landing conspiracy theories" so I started my presentation with "the moon landing was fake" and my teacher was horrified

@moonhealerQ @Tanya_Sabrinaaa girl what? I broke it off the moment I found out lmao, and spent time after trying to find her online but it was impossible

one time i was seeing a guy for ~6 months and i realized i was a side chick. the last time i saw him, i doused myself in perfume (which made me seem desperate). i was hoping that when we hugged, some of it would rub off so his main chick would notice. i'll never know if it worked