Sof.

feels like a good time to remind you all that I know the John Barnes rap off by heart and occasionally I do it #ENGCOL 🎉

hey @Tesco just tried to buy a newspaper at one of your stores, which is open until 11. This was at 9.30. And I was told I couldn’t.

@BrandedBT @RenewalJournal cool you’re welcome to that mate and I don’t need to hear about it.

@sofiejenkinson @RenewalJournal My politics are whatever the opposite is to this twee, infantalising bullshit.

As I was speaking on panels at Labour conference last week I began to describe the Britain I know exists and love. In the end I gave it a name: Mr Blobby Patriotism And I’ve written about it for @RenewalJournal journal here: renewal.org.uk/blog/mr-blobby…

@thegolem1982 @rosbifenth10032 @RenewalJournal 🥱

@rosbifenth10032 @thegolem1982 @RenewalJournal 🙄 god how do you not bore yourself?

@sofiejenkinson @thegolem1982 @RenewalJournal There's that famous silly sausage wit

@ursine_meeting lol

Mr Blobby Patriotism. Silly Sausage Britain. This is what's going to motivate people in 2050.