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@solanadefish

basically defi is just a meme. so why cant a fish be defi too?

เข้าร่วม Nisan 2026
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decentralised fish@solanadefish·
life when u deposit $15,123,541 into a defi protocol to earn $1,612 per month all passive btw
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decentralised fish@solanadefish·
lol i just realised fish eat kelp kelp dao its fish related 😂 they're clowning us in broad daylight
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Jeremy@Jeremybtc

Kelp DAO appears to have been exploited for $293 MILLION in the last hour, making it the biggest DeFi hack of 2026. And it's far from being the only one this month. Over $600M stolen from DeFi in the last 2 weeks across over 10 different protocols, and AI is only making it easier for hackers. > Kelp DAO: attacker exploited the LayerZero bridge to drain 116,500 rsETH ($293M), then used it as collateral on Aave to borrow ETH, leaving Aave with bad debt as $AAVE dumps. > Drift Protocol: $285M drained by North Korean hackers using AI powered social engineering, they spent months building trust with insiders before executing in 12 minutes. > Rhea Finance: $18M stolen through fake token pools that tricked the protocol's oracle into approving withdrawals. > Grinex: $15M stolen, sanctioned Russian exchange suspended all operations and blamed "Western intelligence". > Hyperbridge: attacker minted 1 billion fake bridged DOT with a notional value over $1B, but only extracted about $237K because liquidity was thin. > BSC TMM pool: $1.67M drained through reserve manipulation. > Aethir: $423K lost in an access control exploit on their GPU network. > Dango: $410K stolen through a smart contract bug in their bridge aggregator. > Silo Finance: $392K gone from a misconfigured oracle. > CoW Swap: frontend hijacked through DNS attack, site redirected to a phishing page. > Zerion: hit by North Korean social engineering, credentials stolen. The attack surface is expanding faster than the defenses. This is only going to get worse.

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decentralised fish@solanadefish·
i earn 2% apr on my coins but if my platform decides to break or get hacked, i lose all my money but i dont care because i get a 2% return yearly
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decentralised fish@solanadefish·
it's all the same game just selling the dream of getting rich defi is the same as a memecoin
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decentralised fish@solanadefish·
now normies can understand defi finally its just a fish
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decentralised fish@solanadefish·
this is defi why get rekt depositing into some fancy protocol when u can buy a fish they are both defi
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decentralised fish@solanadefish·
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decentralised fish@solanadefish·
defi is a meme none of it is real 2% APR is too risky if the entire platform can take your money which is why a decentralised fish is the same but better you either make or lose money but with a fish instead of some fancy too good to be true tek
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