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If Santa Clara and Akron lose im buying a gun

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@CodyBrownBets You paid for those bets?! 🤣

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my halfwitted homunculus: da world work in mystrius way :) me: would you just shut the fuck up for once? would you please just shut the fuck up?

Please god

It’s cause you always on that damn penis

@CalebFC18 Are you stupid?

$6 million for C.J. Gardner-Johnson and the Bears couldn’t match that? I don’t understand.

“Finger licking good” implies the existence of “toe sucking evil” and that’s why all foot fetishists are going to hell Sorry I don’t make the rules

Hear me out: chicken flavored bread

Loaded into the perimeter block with a backpack full of malware uploading an image of me fuckin a double barrel burger bottle to every UESC terminal I see. They calling me god now Popped a OS reboot and was shitting straight corrupted data for a week. Whole house smell like a server rack. Gulping NuCal product 899 by the gallon my tummy feel crazy. Im moving kilos of unstable boimass through the corridors of time and space making every version of me smell like generations of ass. The worms are back.

oog bump into girl at river. not bump. oog STANDING at river and girl walk up and oog suddenly forget how arm work. girl: "water cold today." oog: "yes. water. cold. is." WHAT WAS THAT. girl smile. girl leave. oog stand at river for long time after. replaying three word girl say. "water cold today." what she MEAN? she just making observation about water temperature? or was it MORE? was it METAPHOR?? it was not metaphor. it was weather talk. oog brain BROKEN. go home. try act normal. chuk: "oog why oog smiling like that." oog: "oog not smiling." fru: "oog definitely smiling." zul: "oog look sick." koom: "oog in LOVE." oog: "KOOM HOW YOU EVEN KNOW THAT WORD." everyone laughing. oog face hot. cave too small. too many brother. nowhere to hide the feeling. the terrifying thing about almost-love: it turn the strongest version of you into someone who forget how arm work because a girl said the word "water." love, oog

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wish my granpa was alive so i could tell him im stuck on ironclad ascension 19 on slay the spire. i would also lie to him and say all the italians in the world turned into a big mist and floated away a few weeks so i could see that big ass grandpa smile one last time

smoking on that shit that made mao see dongs

sorry, i can’t go out in ravenswood tonight, im saving tha for marriage

you can be broke and have fun in chicago you just gone be cold

Just imagined Trent Williams and Joe Thuney on the left side of my OL and wow

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