Sprockey
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Sprockey
@sprocketscience
I'm strong enough to carry your corpse to the woods.

Fox News’ Sean Hannity wonders if Pope Leo XIV has “even read the Bible” in response to his anti-conflict stance. “Has he ever heard of David and Goliath?”



Everyone is focusing too much on RD2 opponents but the Spurs haven’t been in the playoff since 2019 so the priority should be RD1, Game 1 With that, the Clippers officially got locked in #9 so the Spurs won’t see Kawhi. It will be either the Suns or Blazers Bring it on 🔥

we are cooked

Victor Wembanyama showed off some impressive mental-math skills. He’s a human calculator (via @JaredWeissNBA):



Breaking: The Las Vegas Aces are finalizing an agreement for Jackie Young to return to Vegas, sources told ESPN. Expected to be a one-year deal at the regular max ($1.19 million). One step closer toward the Aces retaining their Big Three.

Note to MAGA authoritarians — don’t fu*k with the Catholic Church. We will defeat you.

A meeting between Cardinal Christophe Pierre and the Pentagon was described as a bitter lecture, during which a U.S. official invoked the Avignon Papacy, a 14th-century period when the French crown used military power to influence the papacy, as an implicit warning to the Church. Follow: @AFpost

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?


Nag-viral online ang tsuper na si Allan matapos tumirik ang kaniyang jeep sa rutang Alabang-Zapote. Natuyuan siya ng diesel dahil tingi-tingi na siya kung magpakarga. Nakunan ng isang pasahero ang humahangos na si Allan para dumiskarte ng diesel habang hiyang-hiya sa mga naabala niyang pasahero. "Nahihiya po ako sa mga pasaherong iba kasi bumaba na lang sila kasi siguro nainip dahil medyo matagal-tagal din ako kasi naghanap pa ako ng gasolinahan na magbibigay sa galon," saad ni Allan sa isang panayam. Ang ilang tsuper gaya ni Allan sa ruta nila, nakapag-uuwi na lang ng P250-P300, sa 12-14 oras na pamamasada. Video Courtesy: @mejjjjj via 24 Oras

Rooted in this land for generations. An olive tree in bloom - quiet, resilient, and unmistakably Israel 🌿




