Will the last person to leave this site please leave all the lights and servers on ?
I’m done.
#mastondon profile in my username.
Hope to see you there. If not, please reach out any other way except here.
Be excellent to each other.
R.
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@sql_unicorn
Ex-DBA, now Data Engineer. Other data professionals are available. Eat, snooze, run, code, repeat. Who am I kidding - I neither run nor code.
เข้าร่วม Haziran 2010
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You may be old, but are you THIS old? <shows a picture of Windows XP which is only 21 years old and mainstream end of support was only 13 years ago>
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O M F G ! That’s a whole load of deep nerd stuff right there. And I am *so* here for this content.
Microsoft SQL@SQLServer
You can now tailor models to a specific query when using Cardinality Estimation Feedback in #SQLServer2022! Learn more about model variants: msft.it/6014eGzsu
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To put in context multi millionaire Nadhim Zahawi threatening nurses & ambulance paramedics with bringing in soldiers to break their strike, it’s worth remembering his expenses claim which included heating his horses’ stables was more than a nurse on starting pay is asking for.
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Excited to share we have just released a new #Synapse runtime for Apache Spark! You can now use #Spark 3.3.1 and #Delta 2.1.1 in preview! #SynapseAnalytics learn.microsoft.com/en-us/azure/sy…
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#redflag : when an employer says that they “define an industry standard term as”…
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@yortw So, one applicant is both 💯 of applicants and also the top 1%. Nice 😊
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AWS. For when you don’t need stuff, but have massive tech #fomo in your C-suite.
Adam Selipsky@aselipsky
A few #reInvent announcements! • AWS Supply Chain: improves visibility into systems to lower costs & improve #CX. • Amazon DataZone: helps orgs catalog, share, & govern data. • Amazon Security Lake: centralizes security data for quick risk response. More ahead!
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@BuckWoodyMSFT That is *such* a localised tweet. It probably has its own collation.
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But nor is being overruled by an Architect and being forced to take a path that you strongly argued against, so I guess 🤷♂️
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Existential question:
Should a Data Engineer know how to :
…code APIs in .Net ?
…maintain a CI/CD pipeline ?
…have a deep knowledge of Terraform ?
Am I missing something ??
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I mean, none of that is in the official description of the role…
gov.uk/guidance/data-…
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Create an #AzureCosmosDB for #PostgreSQL cluster in the #Azure portal
🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃 Try the quickstart now: learn.microsoft.com/azure/cosmos-d…
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Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.
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@rebeccamakkai Wait…what ? It was a parrot that told the boss of Twitter to fuck off with the $20 blue tick thing ??!?
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Turns out asking someone not to be a gatekeeping dickhead is on my todo list…
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