MTUJAKOKUBWA

Kaa na role yako mi nitaroll yangu

me dapping up a stranger just because my bro dapped him up

What do you call a business man from Egypt? 😂

Sai tu nimekunywa maji

@kajairo0 Silver boy huwezi pata plastic smile

Ukitoa lakini bado anaendelea kumoan

Difference ya sharp boys na silver boys ni nini??

@nickimoraa @KeruboSk Surprise mother fucker

Name a 3 curse word combo better than "Btch Azz Ngga"

@Ladie332528 Kukula lunch

what is the hardest addiction to quit?

@anxietymsgs @Kieni_vic Kupoteza kigwai

What hurts more than a breakup?

Hey

Ama hii kutafuta pesa pia ni addiction

May explaining to bro how it isn't gay to say "I love Kevin De Bruyne's long balls"

Nikivaa skinny jeans venye jwanga yangu hukunywa wamama

Some people really smoke without no music ?

Mbeng'o zangu nikikosa kuweka kwa bag zake

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Leo ni siku ya kukunja chuma kumamaye mniombee😭😂

Someone should tell Mwende she is now on her 30's abehave ka mama ya mtu.

Na utapata kuna comrade bado analipa rent ...😂

"Bad news, it's curiosity"