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@jondelarroz @G0ffThew Holy loser

@G0ffThew Seethe, heathen.

shut the fuck up and stay out of my hobby

The President started a giant illegal war that caused a global energy crisis for literally no reason

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Well.

every duo needs a rival duo

the guy who wrote the prompt that generated t³ has to feel like oppenheimer

fuck off

Michael B. Jordan with his In-N-Out burger and his Oscar. See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

give him infinite money peacock please its worth it its literally the one show on that service people subscribe for

Announcing NVIDIA DLSS 5

DLSS 5 looks INCREDIBLE. Nvidia has revolutionized gaming once again

MICHAEL B JORDAN LETS FUCKING GO!!!!

“No to war and Free Palestine” — Javier Bardem at the Oscars

F1 definitely had sound. you can't say that it didn't.

SINNERS IS OFFICIALLY AN OSCAR WINNING FILM See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

@cheer_wine It's just because no one reads. People read the headline and run with it.

r/brandnewsentence #mewgenics

*gaslit

I swear to God I will not be gaslight into believing that pokopia isnt the most cynical game in existence

Why is Activision