stefani.

thought I was taking a cute pic with my kid and then he threw up the shocker and I think I’m still a good parent but who knows

living up to your potential sounds exhausting

let the small blonde lady get eiffel towered by two homosexuals in PEACE

not everyone is going to like you and I’m one of them.

Don’t forget to make everything about you today

Some of you are going to be really great ghosts eventually

Sometimes you just gotta say oh brother and go on about your day.

us. by gracie and everywhere, everything by noah and 9 crimes by damien and then ivy by taylor. in that order.

Everyone's gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round, motherfuckers.

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing

To my surprise, today is only Tuesday.

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

my Grandmother beat my Ass when Michael Jackson died. I don’t know why.

I don’t like being mean but I don’t mind either

No amount of daylight can save me

so full of love and rage, very yin & yang of me

I’m like if a junk drawer was a person