Stephanie Milton

Do you guys remember when President Obama quit smoking cigarettes because it was "unbecoming of a president?" God, I miss the days when there were things that were unbecoming of a president. 😑

The egg I’m poaching:

It’s still crazy to me that Denis Villeneuve is directing a James Bond movie written by the Peaky Blinders creator next year. This could be the film of the century.

He looks like he’s ready to build railroads west and will use any means necessary in order to acquire the land to do it

i’m gonna say it. Robert Pattinson will get an Oscar before Timothee Chalamet

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jacob kissing nicole’s hand … the only appropriate way to greet royalty

THEY ARE EVERYTHING TO ME

can we talk about how EXPENSIVE this album sounds

In a meeting at the office one time, this dude fully repeated something I had said almost word for word, just slightly changed. After he finished, my coworker raised her hand and said, “I don’t have anything to add, but I just wanted to point out he basically repeated exactly what Natalie said like it was his own idea.” Happy Women’s History Month to her.

babe wake up new quote about death by nicole kidman just dropped

Choosing WW3 instead of arresting the rich pedophiles was a wild choice.

@1ssve Using a caseless iPhone feels like holding a suicidal bar of soap that’s just waiting for the smallest inconvenience to swan‑dive onto concrete

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I really love this quote Nicola Coughlan’s Time 100 interview 🤍

Eloise Bridgerton as the lead is going to break the internet

Could we just run a trial period on matriarchy and see if it helps

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thinking how she foreshadowed her marriage here