stimmy ⚢☭

the human body was designed for two things: getting drunk by a body of water and Smoking weed

@detectivehazama Thank you thank you, I worked really hard It just means I probably did an extra set or two so Idrc hahaa Basic is pretty funny though, you get to see people absolutely struggle to lace their boots, its truly an eyeopener on how people lose their ability to think under stress haha

@stimberbee Boot camp has taught me that when standing in a line and counting off to 3 repeatedly, someone will mess up. So getting to 5 is kind of an accomplishment.

working out has taught me that I cant count to 5 without using my fingers

Goodnight gooners

hot girl summer is cancelled for me, I am absolutely covered in mosquito bites ;-;

I think Im going to pick snowboarding back up this winter I miss ittttt

wish the mosquitos wouldnt eat me alive whenever I go smoke at night like I get it, im tasty, leave me alone 😭

subarus are so lucky... i want to have lesbians inside me too...

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i love snuggling with my gay little dogs sm

Like yes I want the car so I can rally it, but every single one would require a whole new engine 😭

I appreciate marketplace recommending Imprezas on a near daily basis, but can I PLEASE get an ad for one that actually drives

damn, my eyes are kinda pretty when you can actually see them

got halfway up the stairs, my legs gave out, and thus I find myself back at the bottom... 😔

you can literally text me first and I will still think Im annoying you by replying

japan is making kinds of cigarettes i never imagined was possible

I may be a wolf, but id still let a pretty girl collar me tbh

@tidesnotreal sounds safe tbh, who would think to look for them there

i keep all my important documents in the dumpster

honestly an effort in futility, it takes me days to finish

the gym was good but hollyyy fuck

wow weed makes me horni