da villian 😈🦹🏽‍♀️

brick by fucking brick

Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Work. Work. Work. Change your oil. CARD DECLINED! CARD IS LOCKED! Change your password. 2 step verification. PERIOD! Unload the dishwasher. Change tire. 4 TIRES! WAKE UP! Work. Work. Work. Food is bad. Apple $9.99. Skincare. Sunscreen. Protein. Protein. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Always somebody’s birthday. “Are you coming?” RENT IS DUE! I’m so EXHAUSTERWELMULATED with life right now! 😩😭

Don't let people mispronounce your name.

you don’t.

Make em 49.99 for a ole playa then nefew

i should have never been that messed up on a tuesday night 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

my boss bought me crabs & brung them to me as i was teaching my class ♥️🥹

happy cakes & candles day to me 🤞🏾🥳

Me in a Teams meeting, waiting to say "Nothing From my side"

Go wash yall summer clothes... coming outside smelling like bins & basement

A big part of becoming an adult is unlearning a lot of the shit you were taught by people who didn’t know what they were doing either.

Dont let me add "ass nigga"'oh it feels like crack

Especially at work

If we go on vacation, my first rule is WE WILL NOT BE EATING AT RESTAURANTS THAT WE HAVE IN OUR CITY.

in less than 24 hrs i’ll be 30 & i honestly just want to thank God 🙌🏾 i never thought i was going to see the day

I have periods in my life, where I don't want to be seen or heard. I don't want to be talked to, I don't want to go anywhere, I don't want to be called, I don't want to be around people. And it is not because I’m in a bad mood. I just need space to recharge sometimes.

pause… mascara $17?!?! where tf have i been ?

my wig ain’t even gonna be here in time for my birthday 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg let’s just cancel this shit all together. i ain’t got no clothes either

i’ve been at work from 8am-8pm.. taking a shower & going to bed!!

i'm like 20 tattoos behind

if she pay her own bills without your help she ain't gone listen😂😂