The Magic Dragon

Mfs only smoke cigs to look cool u cannot convince me u actually get a buzz from that shit

Claude dispatch boutta have me building shit in the shower

Movies this year are so fucking stacked might have to cop that amc a list

Every chick who wears those mini oval glasses looks like an alien no exception

Coke Zero having caffeine is so sneaky no wonder I sleep 4 hrs a day

If u scared ab bringing drugs through TSA I really can’t trust you from an operational standpoint simple shit

Holy fuck send her to Iran

Ai might actually be indistinguishable once its stops using hyphens in every fucking sentence

Boutta double up my styrofoam cup

Robinhood platinum is pretty big time

Opus 4.6 is the greatest thing I’ve ever used

My financial advisor after I send him the list of trades that made me $180 in profit.

Once a year I try to play on mineplex and am just hit with the hard truth of life

Hope ur computer works cuz once Taiwan gets Invaded soon we cooked

I take this back I love windows 10 my computer actually works again fuck windows 11

Thanks window recovery for deleting all my files and sending me back to the 2019 version of windows 10 fucking dickhead

Everyone worried McDonald’s got human meat in it if that was the case they ended that shit like 15 years ago mcchickens used to be $1.50

Next 9/11 coming soon DC gonna get fucked blame it on IRAN otherwise Israel is going nuclear in the Middle East. Good old Sampson option. fuck Israel