Stuart Graham

@bigfildaws Morning Phil

Good morning from Ruralshire 👋 Back to it today after what’s been a triffic bank holiday. Spent a lot, done bugger all, spent time with the family. Here’s to the next one…..oh look it’s not that far away 😊

@bigfildaws Morning Phil

Insomnia strikes !

@bigfildaws S 0 I ? Enjoy

@stuartgraham58 Morning Stuart 👋 We’re out with the boys tonight….wanna have a guess as to where ? 🤔

Good morning from the parish of Turniptown👋 Now today as it’s Easter Sunday I’ll be identifying as a hot cross bun. That’s because I’m hot! No, not like Brad Pitt, cos I sweat like a pig. Cross, well more grumpy with a little sarcasm thrown in. Buns…cos I’ve got a great arse !

@bigfildaws Morning Phil

Good morning one and all and welcome to another episode of “Insomnia Presents” 👋 There’s a tornado warning in the Turniptown area today…..a blonde one ! (Grandson) We’re having an Easter egg hunt and his motorised dump truck is getting its 1st airing of the year. Can’t wait 🙂

@bigfildaws Have you and your good lady worn the old one out? Nudge Nudge wink wink say no more!!

Just bought a new bed. To be honest some of my cars have cost less 😐

@bigfildaws Morning Phil, do some housework if you’re awake

Good morning from Turniptown deep in heart of Ruralshire 👋 The lorry drivers curse has stuck again, waking up at work time and not enjoying the luxury of a lie in. Maybe one day that’ll happen tho I fear me eating a salad might have better odds 🤣

@bigfildaws 😂😊

@stuartgraham58 Morning Stuart 👋 Indeed I have, but alas it clashes with a date with my hair stylist. Sad times 🙁

Good morning Twitter enthusiasts and welcome to Thursday 👋 Excitement here in Turniptown as part of the new bypass is open to the general public. I’ll wager there’s fucking roadworks on by Easter’s end ! £134 million……cudda filled a hell of a lot of potholes for that 🫤

@bigfildaws Morning Phil, not like you to have a moan 😊

Morning folks and welcome to the start of the month 👋 April fools today, tho yesterday was a bit of a piss take. Genuine question….how come it’s ONLY Wednesday, for such a short week it seems to be taking a dogs age to get to the end of it. Early finish today ? 🤞 No chance 🤪

@bigfildaws Morning Phil, you’re near to Gods own county Yorkshire! 😊

Good morning Twitter chums and thank you for your time in reading this bilge 👋 Today I’m off up north (Wigan and Manchester) for 2 new deliveries for the company. Not sure what to expect (rain probably) but it all adds to the fun of driving 🚛

@bigfildaws Morning Phil

Good morning Twitter chums and welcome to Monday 👋 Traffic on the roads should be a little lighter for the next couple of weeks with Easter nicely settled in the middle 🤞

@bigfildaws Morning Phil

Who stole my hour ? Who ? Who ? Arh, who gives a shit ? I’m an insomniac, I was awake already 🙄 Good morning from the outpost which is Turniptown 👋 Myself and the 10 voices in my head would like to wish you a happy Sunday, the other voice is a bit grumpy so we just ignore it.

@bigfildaws Morning Phil, tea sounds delicious

Good morning valued reader and thank you for your time in reading this bilge 👋 Today’s forecast looks like a deluge of laundry followed by a sprinkling of vacuuming cumulating with tea with the blonde tornado (and his dad of course). Fish fingers & chips if you’re interested 😋

@bigfildaws Morning Phil.

Good morning Twitter chums and welcome to the gateway to the weekend which is Friday 👋 An early 2pm is on the cards today (mainly cos I asked for it) in order for something to eat then on to the cinema. A mince relaxing day …..yeah right 🤞

@bigfildaws Morning Phil

Good morning twitter types and thank you for taking the time to read this rubbish 👋 If you’re a new follower can I thank you, strap yourselves in, who knows where my humour and observations may end up. If you’re a follower of old, it’ll be the same old dirge I’m afraid 🤪

@bigfildaws Morning Phil

Good morning out there in Cyberland and welcome to Wednesday 👋 London bound for me today so if you’re stuck in traffic in one of the usual bottlenecks and you see a rotund (but devastatingly handsome) man in a black truck, giz a wave, it’ll make my day 😊

@bigfildaws Morning Phil

Good morning Twitter chums (the few of you that still exist)👋

@bigfildaws Morning Phil😊

Good morning Twitter world and welcome the the start of a new week 👋 M’off to London today but not in the BBT (big black truck), today I’m slumming it in one of the older ones as mine’s in for a PMI, oh the joys 🫤

@bigfildaws Morning Phil

Good morning new followers and old followers alike and thank you for reading this ongoing bilge about my adventures in Turniptown 👋