William Chu

@TheStevenCheung How’s it feel to choke on your boss’ balls

This is President Trump in his element. Just hanging with the people at a Waffle House on a Saturday afternoon.

I wanted to see a visual breakdown of past World Cups and how each team fared, so I made this G-Sheet. Learned a lot about football/world history along the way. docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…… Green = qualified, Star = knockout round. Will add Women's before summer! #FIFAWorldCup

@visiblecare Been trying to reach customer service for days - I can’t receive incoming calls (and it seems like other users are having the same problem). Can’t believe I have to reply to a message on Twitter to maybe get someone to fix this.

Please know wait times are quite a bit longer than normal, and we appreciate your patience. (3/3)

We recently launched new price plans on an upgraded network, and although most customers have been able to activate quickly and easily, some of you are experiencing issues that do not meet your expectations - or ours. We’re sorry. We are working 24/7 to make it right. (1/3)

Today was hard. My story: I approached 23-15 39th Ave, Queens, NY 11101 as I was on my path home from spending the afternoon with friends in Long Island City I noted an officer was not wearing a mask while he was within 6’ of other people.

@meelah23 More garlic.

Snacking on these 😫

You know what to do <3 twitter.com/TeamTrump/stat…

Congrats, America! You have joined the Middle East nations where you cannot peacefully protest outside the presidential palaces.

Great film from our friends at @Portland_Inc Please share far and wide!

Diego Maradona with one of the greatest post-match interviews ever.

Message in a bottle: Another fun German word is “kummerspeck”, which is a word for emotional overeating that literally translates to “grief bacon”. Do whatever you want with that. #ArcherFXX

cardi b making noises for 1 minute straight youtu.be/DP-M087nq5I

My first official release in 3 years! Twenty-Four Seven / Kutumaini - Out now on @psychodiscorecs fanlink.to/psychd034

@maddycunningham Right there with you.

Even at Duke-UNC, fans are calling for it 😂 #WengerOut

AMEN. Taylor Twellman Full USA World Cup 2018 Elimination Rant On SportsCenter... youtu.be/tgFh729L2oA via @YouTube

WHOEVER YOU ARE YOU DESERVE SO MUCH MORE THAN SINGLE PLY TOILET PAPER

My life for real twitter.com/pftompkins/sta…

A Minnesota mosque was bombed. That's terrorism. You won't see it on the headline news. It's not trending. Wonder why.

What if Barbara Walters went to a Wawa