homosexual court jester

For bookings/inquiries: my mom wants to talk to your mom first.

@hairyhibiscus and homegirl don’t play that!!

@sweatpantspapi as if she isn’t already home girl

@speeeena “has pew pews” …… i’m going to shoot myself in the head with a GUN

watch on 2x speed

@dudeimnormal but the precious likes and retweets 🥺

you can literally just ignore the citibike snitch instead of boosting him into fame lol

@danchovy how many times do i have to offer

need to become CEO of a health insurance company soo bad

@itsjordanapps how do you even think of this

when I order a BLT but I don’t want lettuce

@CookoutGay thank you

Captures the experience of prior generations destroying the world and leaving future generations to survive/endure it. Also climate change.

@buzzfeedjenny i need her

@matticure based on runtime it’s looking like babygirl…. (alternatively could be a secret third thing in september 5)

Do I risk booking Screen Unseen for next week bc it could be Babygirl or it could be Kraven

@coolado_ not i was about to do this please

@frankenfemme_ literally me with just about anything when i saw the john waters exhibit at the academy museum

Me if I was given the ransom letter from Serial Mom

@MargBarAmerica this diva 💜

thank you guys for the sweet comments :) this one’s from yesterday. i will be getting more active on the photos of myself front, i’d like to be more active on OF again and make sfw content too. getting to a better place in my personal life to better allow for it :)

anyone want a bite

@matticure now why are me and oomf in it

When Ariana Grande wins best supporting actress, you do NOT need to repost on your insta story we already know

@sadgayboi well no

should i go see gladiator ii if i haven’t seen the first one and do not care about (dislike even) paul mescal?

@MargBarAmerica i’m gonna gnaw

@shoelettuce interesting

I love my fans !!

@vixtopher what the hell sure

Oomf took 6 loads the other night and was posting poetry on his instagram story by 8am………

@shoelettuce nice banana

Bit of afternoon delight never killed nobody