Taylor Jade

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

“Netanyahu has cancer”

Imagine if Jake Paul getting knocked out was the first domino to fall in things finally taking a turn for the better in the world.

the second i see mr whatsit

We probably aren’t meant to see this much death on the internet everyday

I SAW THIS HAPPEN IN REAL TIME HAHAHAHAHA

Just sent off an email saying warmest “retards” instead of “regards”

Me moving between multiple group chats, twitter, and instagram trying to figure out why JaNa and Kenny broke up and what this man did

me all days:

I’m currently doing this challenge called January. Where you just try to make it through every day of January.

everyone from highschool who witnessed my 1d phase is texting me rn omfg i haven’t talked to these people in years

my friends when i tell them i’m depressed

People who pay for Snapchat + are weird

putting “reddit” at the end of every question i have on google cuz i will never trust an AI i need John from 13 years ago that has the same problem as me to solve it

Can’t believe I have to work tomorrow

How I look approaching a stray cat

I love saying ‘sorry I’m out of it today’ as if there has been a day in the past fucking five years I’ve been in it

The 180 my life took in the past month is insane lmfao