Cade Stone

getting chatgpt allegations due to my familiarity with the humble em dash

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rushing to post “same” so fast I trip and fall into traffic

There's a gif in there that won't embed but is worth your time (like this but it moves) -

Thanks to Big Whoopie Deal for publishing this piece! It's exactly 100 words, a hard cap I should probably be held to more often. bigwhoopiedealmag.com/fiction/endles…

pomp? AND circumstance??

@brwnedbutter he has to put all those legs somewhere damn

why is he sat like this it’s been pissing me off all day

@brwnedbutter it's a submersible

pls be quiet I can’t take it

@brwnedbutter maybe you need to be ultimated

this premise?? I don’t think I’d survive…

starting ultimatum queer love…

Played pickle ball for the first time…it is just tennis for people who walked the mile in gym class

@brwnedbutter brave

shut up about the new hbo name, ur still gonna log in on Sunday nights even if it’s called hbo pro max 4 SE, and THEY know that!!

@brwnedbutter …

adult blonde men… ????

@brwnedbutter damn

my friends not really my friends because why haven’t they introduced me to my future spouse yet??

why is "this I've got to see" so much sassier than "I've got to see this"?

who decided to have them deliver 32oz slushees on roller skates. why

you all are WEAK how does game of thrones have you again

happy flat fuck Friday u fuckin losers 🐊 @GatorsDaily

clean laundry isn’t meant to be folded it’s meant to be left in a pile on your bed until you need to sleep and then be moved to a pile on your chair until you need to sit and then back to a pile on the bed until you need to sleep and then back to a pile on your chair until yo

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I regret to report that the Zapruder film does not pass the Bechdel test.