Luan / Tchout

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Luan / Tchout

Luan / Tchout

@tchout_

especialista em estragar tudo

Osasco, São Paulo เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2020
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Luan / Tchout
Luan / Tchout@tchout_·
Oi se vc abriu meu perfil e vc é de direita ou apoia israel ou gosta dos estados unidos pode me dar block que já facilita muito as coisas, valeu!
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hajra
hajra@s3niorcitizen·
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??????????????? HOW IS ANYBODY ALLOWING THIS
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jean
jean@TW1NKD3STR0YER·
i have a theory that the whole "people from older days looked so much happier" thing is because we as a society went from "omg look a camera yay" to "oh no look a camera"
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Simon@realsast·
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⋆˚࿔ anie𝜗𝜚˚⋆
a kid left this in the seat pocket on my flight 😭😭
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Rothmus 🏴
Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus·
I already miss the early days of AI.
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cats with powerful impression 🐾
Instead of shooing the cat off the roof of his car, he decided to wake it up with the prank that no cat can resist.
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Laerte
Laerte@LaerteCoutinho1·
Saiu na Folha @folha
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i can be your long lost pal
i can be your long lost pal@PallaviGunalan·
me liking a tweet and then immediately liking a counter tweet
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Luan / Tchout@tchout_·
"Its nothing fancy" YOUR SON GOT A THERMAL FUCKING SIGHT ON A NERF GUN WDYM NOTHING FANCY BRO
TheDemoncore was already taken@erocnomeDehT

@Grunt2A Bro, my son has a knock off NERF rifle with a legit thermal sight on it. Changes green/red whether it picks up heat or not. It's nothing fancy, but he thinks he's the damned Predator with it.

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Spaceballs The X Account
My son asked if he could have my cheap red dot sight that doesn't hold a zero well. I asked him what for He said "For a Nerf gun" So obviously we spent the afternoon 3D printing an adapter to go from a Nerf rail to a pic rail, and we have initiated a major escalation in the neighborhood Nerf arms race. 😁
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Antifa_Ultras
Antifa_Ultras@ultras_antifaa·
“The Israeli military eats free McDonald's whilst killing Palestinians with drones.”
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E daí? Lamento. Quer que eu faça o quê?
Todo episódio de Dr. House: >Paciente chega no hospital >É uma Prostituta ou um fanático religioso >Dr. House entra em cena - Doutor Doutor não sabemos o que fazer ela está sangrando pelos olhos - Faça os exames seu imbecil >Ele vai falar com a paciente - Você é burra vá tomar no cu - Doutor House eu te odeio me curaaaa >Os ajudantes voltam pra sala - Doutor todos os exames deram negativo ela vai morrer em 2 horas se não fizermos nada vai ser game over - hmmm game over.... Ajudantes, tem um gameboy na bunda dela, isso é o problema - Doutor house você é um imbecil mas vamos ver se tem mesmo um gameboy na bunda dela >Encontram um gameboy na bunda dela - OH MEU DEUS DOUTOR HOUSE VOCÊ ESTAVA CERTO COMO VOCÊ SOUBE??? - Os gameboys lançados em 1997 na edição do Pikachu tinham bateria com base de iodo, que se inseridos na bunda fazem seus olhos sangrarem >Ajudantes fazem o emote do pepe Poggers na vida real >Paciente entra na sala curada - Eu estava errada sobre você - Vá te fuder sua Vagabunda >Episódio acaba
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gabs
gabs@joliecottrill·
like she left her house went to the fucking moon and just came right back i actually will never get over this
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Enderman
Enderman@Enderman·
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