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@EricLDaugh A toilet is a “machine”, and one which has considerably more stamina and cognitive awareness than this ochre lump of decaying flesh.

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump has just BOARDED Air Force One in New York, CANCELING his New Jersey weekend stay and headed back to the White House 47 is a MACHINE, set to work all weekend — and possibly make some big moves 🔥 Keep working hard, Mr. President!

@realDonaldTrump Good one, FatBoy, but pretty tame compared to the ones created for you by Iran. Say what you will about their autocratic regime, but they’ve got you fully figured out… as we’ll soon see when the terms of your “peace deal” come out.

@KerryHolmekb Tough call, but I’m gonna go with “dangerous fuckwit”.

🇺🇸 Historic leader or overrated president? 🤔🔥 Some Americans now rank Donald Trump among the TOP 3 presidents in U.S. history. Do you agree? 👇🇺🇸 👍 YES 👎 NO

@JoshHall2024 Yeah, uh huh. Thats TOTALLY real. Sure, of course. Sure thing. You may want to consider that the only people likely to swallow this BS are already fully committed morons. Consequently, it does nothing to help FatBoy’s agenda, which still primarily comprises fast food and grift.

🚨BREAKING:🚨SASHA OBAMA, DAUGHTER OF FORMER PRESIDENT, SEEN WEARING MAGA HAT - The daughter of DISGRACED former President Barack Obama was reportedly seen in a Washington DC restaurant this morning wearing a red "Make America Great Again" baseball cap. When asked by a passer-by about the pro-Trump attire, Sasha Obama allegedly replied with a strong DENOUNCEMENT of her father's presidency and stated that she is "a registered Republican who proudly voted for and stands with President Trump". "My father nearly destroyed this country and President Trump is still trying to clean up his mess", the next generation Obama told the curious gentleman who questioned her about her hat. When asked if she believed she was betraying her dad, she is said to have replied, "As I've gotten older, I've realized that I am my own woman and can make up my own mind. Trump was right about everything". She then walked out of the restaurant donning her MAGA cap with a big smile on her face. Do YOU agree with Sasha Obama that her father was A DISASTROUS PRESIDENT and that President Trump is SAVING AMERICA from his UNPRECEDENTED DESTRUCTION of our country?

@Lina_rays1ya By whom? Misanthrope Monthly?

Donald Trump is now being ranked among the top three U.S. Presidents in history Some call it bold leadership, others call it controversial — but the impact is undeniable. Do you agree with this ranking? A) YES 🙋 B) NO 🙅

@robkhenderson Yeah, but on January 6th, 2021, a thousand “very conservative” Americans ACTUALLY DID IT. Ease off the Ketamine, ElectroBoy…

YouGov: 25% of “very liberal” Americans say violence can be justified to achieve political goals compared with 3% of “very conservative” Americans.

@elonmusk Hate to break it to you ElectroBoy, but ID has always been required. What people object to is the fuckery being foisted that would require a passport or birth certificate, and would only recognize their maiden name.

True

@elonmusk @cb_doge Then again, maybe she’s choosing to do what makes her happy. Having a sociopath for a father probably isn’t making it any easier, but that’s a choice that was out of her control.

@cb_doge The woke mind virus killed my son

"I vowed to destroy the woke mind virus." — Elon Musk

@draloneboy Oh man, now you’re REALLY deeply into that bag of batshit crazy. If it does have a bottom, you’re getting awfully close to it. Next time, try working in the baby-eating lizard people angle; it’s WAY more entertaining.

🚨BREAKING: 🚨 DISGRACED former President Barack Hussein Obama has reportedly established a "back channel" and a shadow government to communicate directly with world leaders whose countries are a part of NATO, anticipating a possible Trump administration withdrawal from the alliance. Obama is said to be reassuring his fellow leftist leaders and our so-called allies by forming a "contingency plan" in the event that President Trump does in fact terminate our NATO membership. With Obama recently purchasing a MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR MANSION in The UK and transferring a large chunk of his assets to the country, it appears that he may be orchestrating a GLOBALIST COUP against President Trump and engaging in a CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY to undermine the foreign policy of our duly-elected President. If we had a dollar for every time that Barack Obama has committed TREASON, we'd be as rich as Elon Musk. This man is the worst thing that ever happened to America? ARREST OBAMA NOW! 🇺🇸💪🏻

@ElTerryble21 @_InfoGram_ Wow, I think we’ve found the batshittiest post of the year already!

@_InfoGram_ Barack Obama’s a treasonous communist sodomite that had his gay lover murdered before the 2008 election. His election was a disaster, as he set about destroying America. He basically told Iran “We’ll give you $billions and let you have nukes, just wait ‘til I’m gone.”

🇺🇸 Barack Obama dropped a bombshell and brutally called out Trump. 🔥 He said: "I already pulled it off without firing a single missile, like mindless Trump. We got 97% of Iran's enriched uranium out. We didn't have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz like Trump."🔥🔥 Bro basically said Trump is the biggest idiot he's ever seen. 🤣 What courage and bravery this man has. 👏💪

@MAGAVoice And I, I am going to be…AN ASTRONAUT! Yes, yes I am,

Marco Rubio will be President one day

@AmericaFirsst Misanthropic.

DESCRIBE PRESIDENT TRUMP USING ONLY ONE WORD…

@Acyn The slow child came to a revelation. It’s nice to see him working out semantics, but can we please have him moved to the special-ed wing of the White House, you know, the one with a toy phone, and a nuclear launch authorizer that’s actually a PlaySkool Busy Box?

Trump: Drugs coming by sea meaning coming by water. A lot of people don’t know what I mean by sea. They think I mean vision. I’m talking about sea like the sea.

@MAGAVoice Ranked by whom, Fuckwit Monthly?

I ABSOLUTELY AGREE

Let’s play, Spot The Difference!

@lady_valor_07 My own order of preference: 1. A syphilitic chimp 2. A plate of contaminated shellfish 3. A randomly selected insect 4. This neck-bearded sphincter

JD Vance is considering running for president. What are the chances you’d consider him in 2028? A. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0% Everyone better answer this one correctly.

@SaveAmericaNew I think the fat bastard deserves 20 years in a federal prison, which at this point seems about as likely.

Do you think President Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for what he’s done for the World ? YES or NO ?

@MelAaronGibson1 Sure. Never estimate the power of power of being supported by one of the most hated humans on the planet. So much winning!

BREAKING 🚨 Elon Musk CONFIRMS he’s going all in to fund Republicans in Midterms to help Trump THIS IS A MASSIVE WIN FOR AMERICA THESE BEST FRIENDS ARE BACK 🔥

@KerryHolmekb Sure, just in grift and deficit spending alone, Ol’ Need Amin here is WAY ahead.

Say whatever you want, the reality is your president has failed and Trump proved to be better… because in the end, only results matter. Share your opinion: A)YES 👍 B)NO 👎

@ksorbs No, not directly, but you see, choking off 24% of the world’s petroleum because you desperately want to shift the zeitgeist away from your pedophilia kind of has this inflationary effect on the stuff. You dumb fucking knob.

The next time the Dems scream that the price of gas is Trump's fault, show them this video of Joe Biden's Energy Sec. Jennifer Granholm saying, “The president does not control the price of gasoline.”