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#NewProfilePic If you don’t define yourself, the world will do it for you; and it won’t always be kind. People will label you based on what they see, what they assume, or what’s convenient for them.

Oh God, punish Manchester United for all my sins

@Nwabuife_ I’d be waiting with bucket 🪣 😂

@tem_ocd I’ll come back to you after the match 🤣

The biggest club in the world is about to kick off in a few minutes. GGMU 🔴🔥 #munleed

@WaboyaE @levelmtd I don thief this your caption o

Punish my mutuals for my sins ooh Lord Somebody shout Ameeen !!

Igbo Excellence ❤️ Our own Wendy Okolo helped design part of the spacecraft for a first-ever moon mission 🚀✨

This evening, a distant uncle of mine called me. He helped purchase a land about 3 years ago for N12m in my hometown. He told me that the land now goes for N35m, if would I be interested in selling mine? I told him no. But in my mind, I said: "God punish your mama" 😂 End.

God of banter, give us Man U 😫😫

Electrician needed! Ps: experience required this time 🫩

One thing life has thought me is that some persons are not loyal to you, they are loyal to their need of you. Once their needs change, so does their loyalty. Once you stop meeting that need, their loyalty stops

@talk2veee @IyelolaIge “Honey, thanks for the baby” But it was a joint effort na 😫😫

Because it is a marital duty,doesn’t mean the person cannot be appreciated. If he provides or does anything to ease you of stress,open your wide mouth and say “thank you”. Your wife cooks,clean or gives birth? Be appreciative. Leave Gender war, don’t be a dunce!

Sub set over South Yorkshire 🌞

Any guy who has done a video since the inception of videos for hugè payouts is a Gày. There are no two ways about it. Real men don't use their pictures or videos to gain attention, attraction and impression like womèn.

Dear New Uk 🇬🇧 Immigrants- AVOID FINANCING STUFF unnecessarily - I know a few of us do it cos of the need to build credit score and a few to enjoy flashing things they can’t really afford, without not knowing they’re paying too much interest on it. Your House rent payment alone, can help you build a great credit score.

I expected nothing less from a man named Annie 😂

While some of us are trying to help, some of the very people who are being helped are trying to sabotage. Look at this petty guy. Followed, immediately i followed back, he unfollowed. Look at his following. Wants to be a celebrity before he becomes a micro influencer.

@maxvayshia Doc, give me the follow you took back from him 🤓

@jeffre__ As the camera man, yea

would you do this job for $999 do these guys have a second life? cos they're not even scared of being bitten 👀

HCWs with legible handwriting… you’ll ask God for water and He’ll give you chilled Sprite and straw TDS.