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on topic of moicy. this is moicy divorce winston custody battle

@evilgirl99 why can i hear that in #her voice

@tempestrune outside the abortion clinic like would you like to help contribute to scientific advancement and also babytrap my ex

angela: it's over between us. i'm leaving moira: (dramatically facing the wall) ...you can't leave. angela: give me one good reason not to leave you moira: i'm pregnant. (turns around to reveal what is very obviously a pillow stuffed into her shirt)

@evilgirl99 no exactly like she does not fucking want this by any means. but also.... science.... an unturned stone.... hmmm...... and also toxic yuri YAYYYY

@tempestrune LMAOOOOOC like . just the concept of butch menopausal not one nurturing bone in her body moira being pregnant is so fucking funny to me

@evilgirl99 she is literally science bro who needs a pillow

@evilgirl99 i think she would find a way to actually get yuri pregnant and babytrap mercy. tbh

what the hell was i talking about

@evilgirl99 i really do feel like we predicted it n i just ignored all the signs

@tempestrune you foresaw bone scratching...

really funny how i gave my bg3 oc a bum leg and now i got a bum leg. im sorry for making you travel around on that shit. it sucks.

she would actually be soooo fucking fun to revisit now wrt my own chronic pain but bg3 burnout is what led to me mass effect mania.... maybe in da future....

@evilgirl99 hes my sweetie

@tempestrune whenever i get a notif that you tweet something like this i pray its a sexy lady but its always that fucking guy

lrt im thinking things i cant say

lrt i literally cannot stop saying that its so fucking funny

Bringing Zevran on your team at any time

@TheShadow_Woker @daily_leliana THANK YOU SMMM❤️❤️

@tempestrune @daily_leliana AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHES SOOO CUTIE

chantry sisterrrrrr... i love youuuu... raaaarrrr

@tempestrune ok we can press on each others bruises until one of us passes out

help motivate me

Hunger

i'm sorry but it is very hilarious to know now that immediately after Faye died and Kratos and Atreus gave her a proper burial she was immediately sent to Super Mega Ultra Hell to get her ass beat