Incorrect Holo🌟EN

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💢: Your thesis is just the word 'pain' written 40,000 times. ∞: It's avant-garde. 💢: It's concerning. ∞: It's both. #holoarmis

🦖: Family isn't about blood. It's about who commits crimes with you. 🎇: You literally stole my wallet yesterday. 🦖: And I'd do it again. That's love, bitch. (I love all Holostars members🫶🏻🥺) #holotempus #holoarmis

🔅: A peacock bit me. 🪫: They don't bite. They judge. 🔅: This one bit. With intent. 🪫: You probably deserved it. #holotempus

🏹: We should split up. ⛓: Have you never seen a horror movie? 🏹: I have. That's why I'm sending you alone. ⛓: That's not better. #holotempus

🦅: I'm worried about you. 🎩: Don't be. Worry implies I have a plan. I absolutely do not. #holotempus #holoarmis

∞: HR wants to see you. 🦖: Tell HR I have a grenade. ∞: You don't have a grenade. 🦖: HR doesn't know that. #holoarmis

🪫: Don't interact with your past self. 🎩: I already did. 🪫: What did you tell him? 🎩: That he get hot. He needed the confidence boost. 🪫: You created a narcissist. I'm looking at a narcissist right now. #holotempus

🔅: What's your love language? ⛓: Violence. 🔅: That's not— ⛓: Aggressive gift giving. 🔅: Better. #holotempus

<Cryptid Hunters> 💢: I saw Bigfoot. 🦖: That was a bear. 💢: A bear that's 8 feet tall and avoids cameras? 🦖: That's just a shy bear. #holoarmis

🎩: I didn't sign up for this. 🏹: You literally signed a contract. 🎩: I thought it was a menu! #holotempus

🦅: Why is there a goat in the kitchen? 🔅: That's not a goat, that's my emotional support demon. #holotempus #holoarmis

🎇: Why do you deserve to win? ⛓: I don't. I deserve therapy. But the cash prize helps. #holotempus

🦖: You're terrifying when you're angry. ∞ : I'm terrifying when I'm happy too, you just don't appreciate my range. #holoarmis

🎩: I'm going to bed. 🎇: It's 4 PM. 🎩: Your point? 🎇: Fair. #holotempus

🦅: My computer is possessed. 💢: That's a Windows update. 🦅: It's speaking Latin. 💢: That's just the terms of service. No one reads them. #holoarmis

🦖: I have a PhD in being a disaster. 🏹: That's not a real degree. 🦖: Tell that to my student debt. #holotempus #holoarmis

⛓: How do you sleep at night? 🎇: Usually? Curled up with a knife under my pillow and the sweet knowledge that karma doesn't exist. ⛓: I was going to say 'on your side' but okay #holotempus

∞: Secret identities exist for a reason. 🪫: I told my mom. ∞: And? 🪫: She said 'finally' and showed me her cape. #holotempus #holoarmis

🦅: I would take a bullet for you. 🔅: I would catch the bullet. For the drama. #holotempus #holoarmis

🎇: Teamwork makes the dream work. 🦖: Our dream is to burn this place down. 🎇: Shared goals are still goals. #holotempus #holoarmis