Tess Gattuso

gay bffs? not as magical as sex & the city said

@dsosarod hi bb

@tessplease You are back 🥲

the face i make after giving feedback i don't realize is brutal

i wrongly assumed labubu was an abbreviation for lobotomy

i think you stop partying every weekend in your 30's because you got it out of your system. now saturday nights are for yoga at the animal sanctuary

sometimes you have to yell out "what am i doing" to remember what you are doing

Watching wellness content veer into perfectionism and rampant spending is wild. Wellness doesn’t have to be expensive or aesthetic, and routines don’t need to have double-digit steps.

"just" a girl. "JUST" a girl. i wish. i freaking wish.

i have one friend that i send deranged memes to and another friend that i send delightful memes to. they will never meet

i found community in the comments section of a white noise video i've been playing in the background for 10 years

@Snark_P_Bear aw hi. i post every weekday on patreon now if you're interested :)!!

@tessplease I follow you. I have loved your stuff. Xhitter has not shown me a single thing of yours for months. I thought you had jumped to Threads or Bluesky. Good to see you! (And fuck you, Elmo.)

how the world works

being neurodivergent is fun because a neurotypie will try to pull a power move on you and you'll be like "ok anyway wanna talk about frogs"

@bliss_dev_ i appreciate you😇

you *get* to feel

@Jcs_Daniel heard

@tessplease Thought this was some cosplay at first glance. 🤭

errands outfit: hat, dress, sunscreen smeared fanny pack

@FanBoyShi true

listening to music while sitting on a mountain is my drug. that and adderall

people with adhd also get the zoomies

dating app profiles should include the last 20 comments the person left on a social media platform. this will bring peace to the internet