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Happy Manatee Monday to all who celebrate it.

The Wizards haven’t won 50 games in a season since 1978-79 They haven’t played in a conference finals game since 1978-79 (longest drought in American sports) They have exactly 50 wins in their last 250 games (3+ seasons) They have the worst win % in the NBA from 2000-2026, 2010-2026 and 2020-2026 They were 1 lottery ball away from Zion, Wemby & Flagg Gilbert Arenas pulled out a Glock in the locker room on Christmas Eve Instead of signing Kevin Durant in 2016 they signed Ian Mahinmi John Wall slipped in his bathtub and shattered his Achilles right after signing a $250 million supermax and never played another game with the team They drafted Kwame Brown They drafted Jan Vesely over Kawhi. Vesely retired with more fouls than points They wanted Steph Curry but traded the 5th pick in 09 for Randy Foye instead They officially have the worst record in the NBA again and if Adam Silver gives this team the 5th pick there will be legitimate riots in DC

A #Gr8 showing of respect.

Happy Manatee Monday to all who celebrate it.

The Islanders are officially eliminated from playoff contention. The last time the Isles, Rangers and Devils all missed the playoffs in the same year .... Never.

Ovechkin said he waved off the Penguins for a final handshake because he hasn’t decided on his NHL future yet. “I don’t decide yet. Thanks to them to wait out there.” Said he was going to see Crosby and Malkin afterward, anyway.

For the 100th time

GREAT 8 🤝 BIG THREE

Yay, I get wear my Penguins jersey today.

@JoshYohe_PGH I can’t imagine why people would be upset. It’s called load management and today is possibly Ovi’s last home game. . I bought my ticket to today’s game when Crosby was injured and not knowing if he would play today. Even if he didn’t play, I am happy to see the Pens play in DC

Good morning from DC. I’d be very surprised if Sid and Geno didn’t play today. They won’t miss this occasion. I could see today being a dress rehearsal for playoffs. But I can’t see anyone of consequence playing in St. Louis. Resting everyone 10 days before playoffs is too long.

Happy National Grilled Cheese Day!

ready to run it back with Sophie Cunningham 😏 📝: buff.ly/f37cJ5V

Friendly game at the Ovechkin home last night, featuring Malkin and the Proti. cr: NastyaShubskaya

@lexieandyou Happy Birthday

38 looks good on me, don't you think? #birthdaygirl

Shane Lowry ACE on 6

RT @UFLDefenders: D(UB)C(ITY)‼️ Today's victory over the Houston Gamblers marks the largest margin of victory in UFL history. https://t.co…

DC kicker Matt McCrane kicks a 60-yard field goal for FOUR POINTS 💥 Watch Gamblers-Defenders on ESPN and ESPN App.

DEON JACKSON 60-YARD HOUSE CALL 🏠📞 Watch Gamblers-Defenders on ESPN and the ESPN App 🍿🏈

My first UFL game. I have now been to an NFL, XFL, UFL, the original USFL game.

@DrAlmarielao What a nut job! He definitely dodged a bullet and got a free meal. If he got the cheese he would have done something else and she still would’ve made the video.

A woman shares a date story from NYC. Everything starts great; good vibes, nice restaurant, smooth conversation. He orders a burger, and when the waitress asks if he wants cheese, he immediately asks if it’s extra. She says yes… over $3. He declines. Then he goes on a mini rant: “Can you believe they’re charging that much just for cheese?” She shrugs it off and says, “This is NYC.” Dinner goes on, everything seems fine. She finishes first, excuses herself to the bathroom… but instead, she finds the waitress, pays the entire bill, and quietly leaves. A few minutes later, he gets a text: “I took care of the bill. You should’ve gotten the cheese… this is NYC.” Some people saw that as savage confidence; like she clocked a scarcity mindset early and opted out. Others think it was overkill… judging someone off a $3 cheese decision might be a stretch, especially in a city where everything feels overpriced. Do you think she handled it right by leaving like that, or did she overreact to something small?