dadeleine

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dadeleine

@the_dadeleine

a raccoon, trying my best 🗑️💕🦝 venmo : madel_n

Baltimore, MD เข้าร่วม Eylül 2012

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dadeleine@the_dadeleine·26 Ağu

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If I had money, I'd invest in researching whether cats are allergic to humans

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dadeleine@the_dadeleine·7 Nis

Literally just found out Canada doesn't have Target, Venmo OR Cashapp...I'm so sorry for making fun of you guys, cuz that sucks

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Monkey@monkeyincrisis·6 Nis

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dadeleine@the_dadeleine·7 Nis

this is a good joke if you speak in phonetic

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dadeleine@the_dadeleine·7 Nis

it's embarrassing to share your life out in public but it's also embarrassing to be performative about it, at least i am real (or am ai?

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dadeleine@the_dadeleine·7 Nis

i have so many funny things i've wanted to say and had written down and one of my favorite notebooks was taken, so i guess what i'm saying is "just say it"

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the funny thing about robbing someone who's broke is when you don't actually have shit to steal and so they just destroy your house instead

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dadeleine@the_dadeleine·5 Nis

or they beat the shit out of you and try to steal you to human traffic

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dadeleine@the_dadeleine·4 Nis

if you have anything, anyone, or any time, good for you

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dadeleine@the_dadeleine·4 Nis

April fools day was very foolish

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Hunxho@hunxhoszn·30 Mar

the depression wore off, my ego coming back y’all fcked

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dadeleine@the_dadeleine·28 Mar

@6GlRL @DivinestSmite @dinosaurs1969 i did it, it's okay

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dev@6GlRL·28 Mar

@DivinestSmite @dinosaurs1969 why can’t you do it

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dinosaur@dinosaurs1969·28 Mar

guy who doesnt respect the walkie talkie rules: ugh, im so hungover guy who does: rlly 👀? over

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dadeleine@the_dadeleine·28 Mar

@DivinestSmite @dinosaurs1969 girl who doesn't respect the walkie talkie rules: ugh, i'm so hungover girl who does: really 👀? over girl who doesn't respect the walkie talkie rules breaking up: i guess it's over girl who does: it's what? over

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Pauper Princess@DivinestSmite·28 Mar

@dinosaurs1969 can you repost this but make it say girl for both please???

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CHA$E@jehovahsflyest·26 Mar

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dadeleine@the_dadeleine·26 Mar

Wait where is my Stitch

📸 9¾ Bruce Cares △⃒⃘🐝@Bruce_Cares

I just Googled “Flores el patron” and found out that when one or more parents have passed, someone arranges for you to receive this service on your birthday. Now I’m sobbing uncontrollably because this is so sweet and so kind. *sniffs* She held on longer than I did omg! 🥹🥹🥹

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dadeleine@the_dadeleine·23 Mar

i don't know if you know what it feels like to feel a bit of yourself die every month and have to let it go every month for years but it's not fun

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dadeleine@the_dadeleine·21 Mar

just wanna remind everyone that my jesus birthday is coming up

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