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@csongor242 @DevoidLij @ihatemeen_ If they’re smart then they know that they shouldn’t go fucking with the strongest and most blood thirsty empire in the galaxy

@DevoidLij @ihatemeen_ You really think someone who is advanced enough to send probes wouldn't be able to use different approach vectors so their flight path can't be traced back to them?

it remained a secret because no one dared to go near Viltrum

J’aime trop cet ending parce qu’il montre la réalité des sports de combat: y’a pas d’argent, tout le monde taf à côté et on se tape dessus le dimanche. La ils ont tous des taf différents, une « vraie » vie en dehors de la boxe et c’est un truc que les anime de sport visent trop mal en général.

A lab at Michigan put people in a brain scanner, burned their arms with a hot probe, and then showed them photos of their ex. The scans came back almost identical, an 88% match. That was 40 people who'd all been through breakups they didn't want, and it proved what anyone who's been left already knows in their body: the pain is physical. Your brain runs heartbreak through the same wiring it uses for a burn. The tweet says "you have to stop liking them," like there is a switch somewhere you flip and it stops. There isn't one. Helen Fisher, a biological anthropologist at Rutgers, scanned 15 people who'd recently been dumped. Two months later, every one of them was still spending over 85% of their waking hours thinking about the person who left. When Fisher showed them a photo of whoever dumped them, the part of the brain that produces dopamine (your "I want more of this" chemical) and the craving center both fired. Same circuits as cocaine. Fisher calls what happens next "frustration attraction." When your brain expects a reward and the reward gets yanked away, dopamine doesn't calm down. It spikes. Same wiring that makes a gambler throw more money at a losing hand makes a heartbroken person obsess harder. Evolution did this on purpose. Losing a mate meant your genes died with you, so the brain learned to cling harder when it should have been letting go. Fisher's argument: love is a drive, not a feeling. Same category as hunger and thirst, right next door in the brain. You can't talk yourself out of being hungry. You can white-knuckle it, but the craving doesn't leave because you told it to. After a breakup, cortisol (your body's alarm bell) floods in and can stay high for months. Serotonin, which keeps your mood stable and stops your thoughts from looping, drops. An Italian study in the late '90s found that people who were madly in love had serotonin levels that looked like people with OCD. When someone loves you back, that obsession reads as devotion. When they don't, it is a loop you can't think your way out of. Researchers at the University of Kentucky found that taking Tylenol every day for three weeks made people feel less social pain. Brain scans backed it up. The same pill that fixes a headache can take the edge off a breakup, because your brain runs both kinds of pain through the same hardware. Full recovery takes about 18 to 24 months, going by Fisher's numbers. That is how long the dopamine system needs to stop searching for someone who is gone and to build a new version of normal without them in it. You don't "decide" to get over someone the way you decide to quit a job or sell a car. You sit there and wait for a chemical withdrawal to run its course while your own brain fights you, keeps firing, keeps reaching for a fix that is not coming. And when the weight lifts one day and you go a whole afternoon without thinking about them, that is just chemistry. A very old, very blind piece of biological machinery, finally running out of fuel.

u can be having a horrible day and a tweet like this will put the biggest smile on ur face

You know Lisa from payroll?" (Coworker I've had mostly positive interactions with but feel a negative reaction is wanted) "Yeah, dumb cunt!" "She uh...found out she has breast cancer" (Feeling bad, but lacking the social dexterity to walk it back) "Good! I hope she fuckin dies!"

@BrAgLifeEnjoyer @fertiletownship It’s actually beautiful that you have so much love in your heart that saying something like that comes naturally to you

@fertiletownship She offered to open a door for me when my hands were full, I said “oh no it’s fine darling” as I was opening it with one finger, realized what I had just said the next moment lmfao Future looks bright!

Just accidentally called my female CEO “darling” She’s married to our COO, my boss Haha. Lol. Should be fine.

This is the best meme mocking the entire "staged" thing:

I have the kind of Autism that makes me want to have sex with lots of beautiful women.

Don’t call me handsome if you ain’t gon handsome of that pussy over.

“GUCCI A RAT!” Nigga get yo ass back on that forklift and move some pallets..

some ppl r living in a completely different world

@BaileePolitics @ShortT318 @itsKARY_ Fa66ot

@ShortT318 @itsKARY_ 🫶🫶

Me seeing all the celebrities that attended K*nye’s concert.

@yzytaughtme I always stood ten toes for ye

All of a sudden it’s cool to like Ye again lol but I’ve been getting tortured for years for still liking him..

@spooky_nigga @terrificprodigy Ben has been fighting since he was 10

@terrificprodigy im like 100% sure he would just turn into Thragg and would still lack the martial art knowledge viltrumite posses.

“Thragg will kill Ben 10” Thragg after seeing Ben 10 turn into Ultimate Thragg

@compositehead @ShitpostGate Underappreciate comment

@ShitpostGate Diogenes?

@beetlemoses That was beautiful

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

@chick3T I think that Japanese twitter merging with American twitter has been the best thing to ever happen

・保守的な日本人中年男性を論破する通りすがりのフランス人留学生 ・マクドナルドの店内でフェミニズム理論を演説し喝采を浴びる女子高生たち ・日本の差別を批判するボストン在住の12歳の少年 あたりが有名な日本のUMAだなあ。 アメリカのUMAとポケモンバトルしようぜ！

@Zoya_ki_batein No shit you’re from Pakistan. You’re all inbred and retarded in that shithole country with disgusting polluted water

Not a single man I’ve encountered has been smarter than me

The level of disrespect was crazy .