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@otokyo__ Spring Breakers - but speechless for all the wrong reasons

I don’t want your “best movie ever.” I want the one that made you sit in silence when the credits rolled. The one where you said, “what… was that?” No spoilers. Just titles. Let’s ruin my week.

@Tsizz24 @alexadamsBTP_ I feel like if we squeak into the playoffs and get Chabot back by the 2nd round - we could do some damage this year.

@alexadamsBTP_ Can you check this AA. What’s the record for teams in the NHL that have lost 5 NHL dmen for a month + to injury. Including their top two dmen like the Sens have w/ Sanderson & Chabot. Guarenteed that no one has a better record then #GoSensGo  in NHL history- 6-3-1 in last 10

With Detroit losing in New York, even with a regulation loss today the Senators control their own destiny.

@giants1444 @TexRanger68 @dumoulin_nick @SensCentral I looked in the mirror and saw someone who champions justice movements and is not a complete asshole (most of the time). So that's what woke is?

@the_overmaster @TexRanger68 @dumoulin_nick @SensCentral Look in the mirror and you’ll get your answer.

not even a full year ago btw

@FilmTalker @SensCentral Nah normally I agree but this time? The officiating is just awful for both sides.

@SensCentral The only thing worse than our play is the officiating, and it’s never bad for the other team. We are being sabotaged and I want to know what the fuck is going on.

#Sens second period thoughts?

@Hermione12490 @BoltsJolts I hope this was rage bait...

@BoltsJolts They have more than 19 regulation wins- you might want to learn how to read the standings. They are 30-26-19 which means 30 wins, 26 loss, 19 OT. They are also currently 10th in their conference, Tied yes for 8th, but SJS has a game in hand, therefore LA is NOT in a playoff spot

This is absolutely insane. This has to be a first. The LA Kings are tied for a playoff spot at 79 points. They have played 75 games. They have 19 regulation wins. They have only won 19 out of 75 games in regulation. AND THEY ARE IN A PLAYOFF SPOT.

@unsensrd The puck hit something on the ice and bounced - not really anyone's fault tbh.

A starting NHL goalie CANNOT be giving up disgusting rebounds like this, let alone in the middle of a playoff push

@UsagiKaede1 nah but commander players wouldn't understand.

@the_overmaster Commander is one of the formats that LED is the strongest lmao.

This has got to be one of the worst cards ever printed. You get 3 mana but then discard your hand???? What are you going to spend that mana on with no cards???? Unplayable garbage.

@frasesxmas_ They don't taste the same - and everyone has their vice. Coca Cola is mine. Leave me alone I know how bad it is for me.

No entiendo a la gente que toma Coca-Cola normal; ¿Por qué elegir la opción azucarada si ambas saben prácticamente igual?

@CBeataE 1-0 for NYR ---- lul Detroit so fake.

"if the sens win and the red wings lose the sens' playoff odds will jump to-" guys I need you all to look up who the red wings are playing before you start getting ahead of yourselves like this

@TexRanger68 @dumoulin_nick @SensCentral define woke

@dumoulin_nick @SensCentral Sens fans, I have been cheering for this team for 26 years, you seem to manage to drive every player off with your soft ass shitty woke stuff , stfu up watch the games and let these guys live ffs guy would die for the team and you wanna run him out for being American and his dad

@Soucer23 @proulx_aidan_ Oh god please not Eliasson - I love the guy's attitude but he shouldn't be anywhere near an NHL team for at least a few more years.

@proulx_aidan_ He is eligible to play I believe just not in post season. Not sure official rule, but Sens are in a position they can make emergency call ups from Jrs now too (Eliasson / Hensler)

Samuel Bolduc, acquired post-deadline should be eligible to play in the regular season, no? Why isn't he an option? #GoSensGo

@SensFanNL Chabby - should have always been Chabby tbh. I'll die on that hill. Love the way Brady plays but he's too much of a firecracker on the ice to actually lead.

So…who y’all got as next captain?

@CBeataE Honestly? Chabby should have always been our captain and I'll stand by that.

so when does the fanbase apologize to chabot

@sens_tickets @SunGarrioch No one even mentioned it on the broadcast and the bench didn't even care - but yeah wtf I watched and rewatched that shit - no one touched anything. Fucking refs.

@SunGarrioch For sure but why was that not icing?

Bounce off the boards. Miscommunication between Ullmark and Spence #Sens

@lynxmadonna @brandeezy1776 @0xQuasark Not only does it not come from mushrooms (obviously) - but its synthesis basically requires a full chem lab.

@brandeezy1776 @0xQuasark It grows from mushrooms, just make it, silly

A woman accidentally snorted 550x doses of LSD, thinking it was cocaine. She vomited for 12 hours. Tripped for 34. But when she woke up... The chronic foot pain she'd had from Lyme Disease for over 20 years? 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗚𝗢𝗡𝗘. So she stops morphine for 5 days. Starts microdosing LSD every 3rd day. 2 years later... Off morphine completely. No withdrawal & no relapse. Researchers called it "a remarkable case of nonfatal high-dose LSD ingestion, with long-term pain relief". Just for reference: The estimated lethal dose of LSD is around 14,000 micrograms. She took 55,000. Nearly four times what researchers estimated could kill you. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺. Pain-free.

@GraemeNichols I don't even want him tbh - I mean I'd love his play (even back to his World Junior days ) that's not a problem but isn't he kind of like Norris and injured half the time?

Mark Stone becomes a UFA in 2027. Wonder if there's a chance he could reunite with Ottawa.

@mysteriouskat I wouldn't say less intelligent - but Conservatives are in general less educated in STEM which certainly leads to certain opinions (like being against vaccinations for example - or climate change denial) to be prevalent.

Do you believe that people on the opposite side of your political spectrum are less intelligent overall? If so, why?

@SanderGoat85 I really wish we could let him cook longer in the AHL - but we need him now tbh.

IMO Yak needs to spend the rest of the year in the AHL.

@LalimesMartian @WhiskeyNick95 Do better Martian. Fuck you. Honestly I might not watch the PostCast anymore if you're on it. We don't even know if it was mental health related but that you're so nonchalant about dismissing these issues? I don't even know what to say.

@WhiskeyNick95 Please

Turns out he opted out himself. Sickening. Tug them and get in the crease, you absolute case. Whatever sun’s still shining.