dais

No negativity in 2021 unless it’s Covid or pregnancy tests

I thought his whole thing was stopping people coming into the country

We see pictures of the beautiful gift we’ve been given from outerspace, and we’re down here nuking it with bombs. How undeserving we are

@kuradsu @nostalgicfile And the cockroach’s in your house

@nostalgicfile Still have my game and console... but I'm hesitant to play because of all the weeds I'm gonna have to get rid of.

i love the uk, but in a 2010 union jack, prime one direction, watching the 2012 Olympics in primary school, the vamps, amy winehouse, russell howard, james acaster kind of way.

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

people complain that the uk is going to become a muslim country and then move to dubai which is in an islamic state

People saying "This will embarrass King Charles" regarding Prince Andrew. That's the guy who wished he was a Tampon.

Soooo interesting how Prince Andrew is finally arrested for his ties to Epstein but instead of it being for raping little girls, it’s for sharing government information. Because that’s what really matters to society.

NHS waiting list at lowest level in three years bbc.in/4tol5WK

thinking about how in barbie land where everything is perfect for women, men still aren't suffering. they aren't in servitude, they aren't being objectified or harassed. they are just not the main characters. but in a world run by and for men, women are NEVER safe. that's the difference between feminists and misogynists. women just want to be left alone, while men don't see us as humans.

@milkmiliano Oh:(((

Let’s all get wii remotes and not tell daisy

@CheeseKate52 @benxwebsterx Sameee it’s a second nature

@benxwebsterx me in hr (shh) almost saying it at work

The impact go piss girl has had on the world really needs to be studied because why did I nearly say it to my HR manager

remember

Realest to ever do it