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Screenshot this. Bookmark it. JackDorsey0x new Pauly0x’s alt, since it seems that Censership0x got suspended... And nothing changed. On March 20 2026, another $574,000 USDC was off-ramped: $414,000 to Kraken $160,000 to LiFi That adds to the $60M+ allegedly off-ramped over the last 3 years from Pond Treasury and Gnosis wallets. Now here’s the funny part. For around 2 days, between March 20 and March 22, a Jupiter DCA program was used to buy roughly $150 of $WPOND every 10 minutes, totaling about $42,000. That was then distributed across roughly 560 wallets. So after off-ramping $574,000 in one day, they threw back little reward crumbs averaging around $75 per wallet and expected people to celebrate. Crumbs. And this is not even new. They pulled the same exact playbook when they announced the “amazing” PLUG: announce a shiny new thing, off-ramp hundreds of thousands from treasury, distribute crumbs for a couple of days, then silence. PLUG disappeared/never worked again Rewards disappeared. Nothing new. This time, they even tried to make it look like these automated $WPOND buys and reward distributions were somehow GEOFF . AI operating autonomously. Except it wasn’t GEOFF. It was just a Jupiter DCA program. And yet today, JackDorsey0x was posting: “Mining claims are going out around the clock.” “Mining claims have been going out all day long on chain. As usual.” LMFAO, NOT TRUE. Brother, the claims went out only until March 22 and stopped as soon as the Jupiter DCA wallet hit zero. Do you even know what you are talking about? Then there was this gem: “If it wasn’t for me, all you people would literally be trading monkey pictures right now. Let that sink in.” Let me rewrite that: If it wasn’t for all the community money poured into your broken protocol, broken features, and endless token pivots like $PORK, $PNDC, and $WPOND, you wouldn’t have been able to off-ramp $60M+ over the last 3 years. Let that sink in. But the funniest post of all was this one: “Operating a Geoff node has absolutely nothing to do with crypto. You do not need ANY crypto. You don’t even need a wallet. GEOFF IS NOT A CRYPTO PRODUCT.” My brother in Christ… After 3 years of promised protocol features that never worked, never lasted, or never shipped properly… After 30+ pivots… After endless “can’t talk about it or people will copy it” excuses… After millions allegedly off-ramped under the label of “infrastructure costs”… Now suddenly: GEOFF IS NOT A CRYPTO PRODUCT. Let that sink in. 1001 Pauly0x lies. ♟️🃏🦋

BREAKING: Gold prices fall below $4,500/oz for the first time since February 2nd. Gold is now down -$1,100/oz from its record high seen in January.