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@FDSportsbook So why isnt his odds +600? And when am I getting bonus bets for that outage?

Shohei Ohtani is in a home run drought 😳 - 0 home runs in May - Last home run was 14 days ago - 1 home run in his last 102 plate appearances Will he hit a homer today? #MLB | #Dodgers

@FDSportsbook Thanks for reminding me to unfollow yall

Everyone sleeping at my house... Me after midnight watching Strickland/Chimaev:

@Bennyboo999 @br_betting Nice one dumbass

@br_betting Fucking painful cash out by me

KHAMZAT CHIMAEV (-450 ML) LOSES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE UFC 😱 WOW.

@RyanGarcia Eat a dick liar

Since I won 120,00 I’ll give one person 10k who likes this tweet and follows me. Let’s go

@sharpboyjon If its one thing Jon not giving you, its context 🤣

HOLY SHIT

@xAlmightyDJ @BroWire_ Lmfaooo focus on our goals bro how gullible these hoes think we are. “Oh that’s just the dude i met in Atlanta”

@BroWire_ “this time lets do it right only focus on our goals” bitch if you don’t get the fuck

He caught her trying to be sneaky on her birthday after spending $3,000 on her

@9trevv @ChudTheBuilder W chalk monkey

THE NEW KING OF TENNESSEE @ChudTheBuilder 🤠

@NotWeb3liveNews @9trevv @ChudTheBuilder W chalk monkey lmfaooooo holy shit

🚨 BREAKING: @9trevv allegedly snatches @ChudTheBuilder the Builder’s hat LIVE on #PumpFun stream 😭 🎩 Absolute chaos breaking out in the trenches right now as viewers watch the hat heist unfold in real time. Clip below of live stream mins ago

@FDSportsbook I’m going with the indiana fevers, lets go clark!

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@FDSportsbook I didnt get my bonus bets from yesterday? You guys had an outage when I had multiple bets up, and yet I got coworkers asking if I received bonus bets.

Bonus Bets. 1 hour. Like this post.

@sharpboyjon I hope so bro

Today’s the day 🙏

@Croca_gator @B1TuckerCarlson 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@B1TuckerCarlson Even if nothing happens to this racist fuck, can we still make Kirk memes of him?

Y’all still like memes on this app? 🕊️

@StreetMoneyLo I ain’t get shit

So FanDuel Gave Away $75?

@jusbeinonlyme They gave me a bet reset for any sport they can smfd

Fandeul gave out bonus bets but it sucks you cant do bet protection with them . So gonna use them on wnba and baseball

@fourthreichraid @aboutsaez @misfitpatriot_ Whatever you smelly incels are declining in birth rates for a reason

@thirdaccountlol @aboutsaez @misfitpatriot_ I had a lovely childhood and now im on my way to having a hopefully successful career, likely helping niggers. Because ya know, all us white people do is babysit the monkeys. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to dm you my number for when you have your next chimp out and get arrested

The absolute best case scenario will be if a white guy fucks this dude up.

@DKSportsbook I missed it by four minutes… and having parlays that missed by one basket, I know there will be no sympathy lol

Today, speed matters. One hour. Turn those notifications on so you don’t miss it 😈 IYKYK.

@ADredemptionSZN @polo_man404 Bro I am fuckin crying

@polo_man404 grown ass man doing fan fiction about the nigga of your dreams sleeping with another mans girls... unc, what r u doing....

STOP LETTING YOUR GIRL COME TO MIAMI… So I’m at this day party with my boys, meet this bad ass shorty, we clicking heavy, vibing. She ends up coming back to the crib with me… and yeah, I cracked. We finished and we just chilling, cuddling in the bed like it’s all good. We chilling in the bed and next thing I know her phone starts ringing… FaceTime from “My Man”😂 She picks up trying to lie her ass off “Uh oh I’m back at the hotel with my girls .” Bro did NOT believe that for a second. He already called her friends before he called her and they confused the stories. He went OFF on her, said she was lying, and broke up with her RIGHT THERE on the phone. Soon as she hung up she started crying and tried to flip it like it was MY fault 😂 I’m like “Nah sis, you the one with a whole man and still came home with me.”I called her an Uber and sent her ass out my apartment. I wasn’t even trying to be around all that. This is exactly why you don’t let your girl go on “girls trips” to Miami. They out here moving crazy with zero guilt. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

@batazolunar Mind you she doesnt really look like that

Pick me posting for male attention to cover up the fact you’re losing and scamming.