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@Dawgpcq @SteveHiltonx @mrddmia You'll reach more "voters" if you write in Spanish!

@SteveHiltonx @mrddmia C’mon California don’t you want a California dreaming state again? Instead of fraud, homelessness and crime? Hilton is the MAN!

🚨As I told you last night, Swalwell is dropping out. The California Democrat machine is collapsing into chaos, sleaze and scandal. As the leading candidate for governor, I promise you now that we will kick this corrupt cabal out in November and lead our state into a beautiful, golden future. ☀️

Portland, Ore. — Democrats’ State of the Union special guests dance with large adult penis-shaped sex toys to protest ICE.

JD Vance: Iran said, 'We refuse to give up the right to enrichment.' And I thought to myself, you know what, my wife has the right to skydive, but she doesn't jump out of an airplane. Because she and I have an agreement that she's not going to do that, because I don't want my wife jumping out of an airplane.

@liz_churchill10 Got news for this dude - they're trying to collapse the entire world. Going for broke, literally!

SHOCKING ACCUSATION: Irish Fuel Protest spokesman John Dallon just dropped this bombshell… “They just want to drive the economy into the ground and leave us all penniless” Instead of listening, the Elites are accelerating the COLLAPSE OF IRELAND.

@akafaceUS Yeah, there must be a heart in there somewhere!

Sydney Sweeney is the best. She has such a big heart.

@IfindRetards Anyone like this hack of ANY race would be a bad choice.

Retarded quote of the day 🥇

@YellowCatCraze @20_decade @EricLDaugh @waraujo64 Nice try, dude.

@20_decade @EricLDaugh @waraujo64 Yeah if we didn’t spend all our money on welfare, useless wars and political corruption….

🚨 DONALD TRUMP JUST STUNNED THE WORLD Suddenly, oil and gas tankers want to RUSH to the US to fill up on energy. Look at the Gulf of America! It's almost like 47 had a plan this entire time 🔥 "Boats are sailing up, heading to OUR country, big, beautiful tankers — we're loading them up with oil, gas, and everything else!" "It's a pretty beautiful thing to see."

@WallStreetApes Just run up front and photo her VIN in the windshield. All cars have that nowadays.

A foreigner hit an American citizen in Dallas Texas “Rear-ended me, no info given, no front plates, folded up her back plate, then took off fast” You can see the woman folding her back license plate to hide her information “Help me find this hit an run driver” If you know who this is, notify the account gonzalez.lulu5 on TikTok, just send a DM

@DKH013 The trick is to imagine what they look like naked! Works sometimes!

The level of this hero needs to be studied in higher institutions 😱😱😱😱

@ScienceNerd2025 @realMaalouf @Whiz_Bang_Billy VOTING!! Now THAT'S funny!

@realMaalouf @Whiz_Bang_Billy The Hungarians did this to themselves. Let's not make the same mistake. VOTE in the primaries and the Midterms. Fight for America.

🇭🇺 Hungary was fined €200 million by the EU for refusing to accept Muslim refugees entering illegally into the country. In response, Orbán started busing them straight to EU capital Brussels. Now, he lost the election. And Hungary is about to change.

@TheMoonCarl Biden's presidency?!

Covid was the biggest scam in human history. 9/11 was second biggest scam. The moon landing was third biggest scam. Artemis comes in at number 4. What else did I miss?

@TheSCIF This may or may not be true. But just the fact that our systems COULD be subject to this kind of situation makes the case for election security action.

Electronic thermostat in the Savannah, GA election was picking up WIFI signal from the electronic vote tabulation machines and sending the results to CHINA. The 2020 election was STOLEN.

@BoSnerdley @politico Mounting! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Harris gives her clearest signal she is mounting a 2028 presidential bid politi.co/47U0OiV via @politico

@EricLDaugh FINISH. THE. JOB.

🚨 BREAKING: The US DID NOT reach an agreement with Iran, JD Vance says it's "bad news" for IRAN "They have chosen not to accept our terms." "We've been at it for 21 HOURS. We've had substantive discussions...bad news is, we have not reached an agreement." "That's bad news for Iran much more than bad news for the USA." Thank you for pushing hard, JD! America First.

@MichaelARothman Just give these suicidal animals what they want.

𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐒 𝐍𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐓—𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐃 Iran just made 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞—and it came directly through Pakistani mediators. Tehran warned: “𝘐𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯 30 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯-𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳.” The threat came 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 reports broke that multiple US vessels had crossed the Strait for the first time since the war. The crossing “𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐈𝐫𝐚𝐧”—meaning the US Navy moved without asking permission. Think about that. Iran’s military is 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝. Their Supreme Leader is dead. Their new leader is governing by audio from a hospital bed. And they’re threatening to attack the 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐍𝐚𝐯𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡. This is either desperation or delusion—and either way, it won’t end well for Tehran (New York Post). 𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐍’𝐒 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘’𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐒 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐄𝐑𝐒. 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓. nypost.com/2026/04/11/wor…

@WallStreetApes So, you're for more government intervention?

This is the Chevron gas station at Najah’s Desert Oasis, California The price for a gallon of regular gas is $9.79 The gas station is remote in Route 66 but that’s not the only thing that makes this gas expensive. The gas station increases their prices to this level because they are the only gas station within 50 miles. This lack of competition allows them rip off Americans this bad

@fiscaldofim Just don't order beer mugs!

Em 2026, a entrega por drones do Walmart consolidou-se como uma solução logística de alta eficiência para pequenas mercadorias. O serviço foca em itens de conveniência imediata e emergencial (até 2,2 kg), com prazos de entrega que variam entre 15 e 45 minutos.

@dom_lucre Use it while ya got it!

🔥🚨VIRAL NOW: This woman who looks like she is 12 years old revealed that she made over $54k a month which has led to social media users being concerned over how many men have sick fetishes behind closed doors.

@WallStreetApes Stupid people shouldn't go to college in the first place. Agreeing to go 400K in debt? Also, PRINCIPLE is what she should be trying to pay down, not interest!

American medical student just did “horrifying math” on her student loans - Her amount due is $396,945.67 - Annual interest rate: 5.875% - Monthly interest accrual: $1,943.38 Her monthly resident paycheck is $4,054.98 HALF her income goes to just interest… She says if she pays nothing toward interest, the loan would grow to roughly $600,000 by the time she finishes residency Interest rates on student loans are predatory and should be illegal. This is usury

@TechLayoffLover College is a scam!

Stanford CS graduating class of 2026 just got their final placement statistics Out of 312 graduates: 18 have full-time offers That's a 5.8% placement rate from the most prestigious CS program in the fucking world 2019 placement rate was 94%. 2022 was 78%. 2024 was 31%. Now this. The other 294 are fighting over 47 internships that require "3+ years production experience" Career services is telling them to "consider adjacent fields" while the department just took a $50M donation from a company that replaced 2,400 engineers with Claude One kid showed me his rejection tracker: 1,247 applications since September. 12 phone screens. Zero offers. His parents refinanced their house for his tuition The career fair had 8 companies and 300 desperate students in $180k of debt Meanwhile the CS department just announced they're expanding their PhD program because "industry demand for AI research has never been higher" The same week they sent acceptance letters to 89 new undergrads These kids thought they were learning to be engineers. Turns out they were training to be obsolete.