Jake Swallow

@Baconsale It would have to double stuffed. Regular EL Fudge cookies are trash. Same thing with Oreos. Double stuff or bigger. Can’t eat regular Oreos.

Pick one

Monday Episode Teaser Question: When you eat a Keebler E.L. Fudge cookie, which side do you bite first? (poll in thread)

@Baconsale @Baconsale I have to admit that when I started listening to this episode I thought you were going to be tiering all the best Oscar’s in pop culture, i.e Oscar the Grouch, Oscar Martinez.

Will One Battle After Another be victorious? Will F1 be #1? Will Hamnet suffer another heartbreaking loss? Can Frankenstein pull itself together? Will Bugonia ascend? Or is Hollywood just a bunch of Sinners? Baconsale Episode 537: 2026 Oscar Predictions baconsale.com/2026/03/09/bac…

@Baconsale @786Joel Here are the Mount Rushmore picks for all 3 of you. @786Joel @Kenny3DD @ZackeryWestern

"Congratulations, '86-ers, you're old!" -@786Joel #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 534: Aging the Movies of 1986 baconsale.com/2026/02/16/bac…

HE AIN'T GOING NO WHERE!!! GO COUGS!!!

@Baconsale @Baconsale I’m sure Sir Sean Connery would approve of this message. “I shure love shauces!”

Joel, Kent, and Zack are taking a dip into the fast-food realm to rank Arby’s Horsey Sauce, Chick-fil-A Sauce, In-N-Out Burger Spread, Papa John’s Special Garlic Sauce, Raising Cane’s Cane Sauce, and more. How did your favorite brand-name sauce do? baconsale.com/2025/07/14/bac…

Beach Day is back at Baskin Robbin’s. FYI. @Baconsale

Fatherhood is beautiful ❤️

Dads love saying, “I can see 3 eggs from where I’m standing that you haven’t found yet.”

I know that my Redeemer lives! Jesus Christ truly rose from the dead and lives today. Through Him and His infinite Atonement, our Savior provided us the way to overcome death, both physically and spiritually. As the Only Begotten Son of the Father, Jesus Christ was uniquely qualified to live a sinless life and overcome all the temptations, pains, challenges, and afflictions of the world. He shed drops of blood in Gethsemane; He suffered terrible pain beyond any power of description. He took upon Himself all our pains and sicknesses. Because of this, He stands ready to help each of us with every burden. Through His life, suffering, death, and Resurrection, Jesus Christ removed every impediment to our rejoicing and finding peace on this earth. #GreaterLove

Utah fans think they’re being really clever tweeting “you can buy anything in world with money,” but generally I’m not going to take financial advice from the people who run a $17 mil budget deficit, pay 3 basketball coaches at the same time, and give seven figures to Cam Rising.

refs are being Hater Tots rn

@CriddleBenjamin BBQ Sauce.

What are we dumping on Kalani after an Alamo Bowl win, Cougar Nation?

“This is the place” x.com/NMFINW/status/…

Was just looking at BYU football highlights for the season and a certain @786Joel mug popped up on a Youtube video. Check it out. youtube.com/watch?v=9JDjsu… Time stamp 4:08

Hey @Baconsale, Beach Day is back at Baskin Robbins. Better go get some before it’s gone.

The Book of Mormon tells us that political assassinations are a sign of secret combinations. The US had its first political assassination on June 27, 1844. Here’s a painting depicting the first assassination of a president candidate in the US.

@Baconsale Surprised that David Puddy from Seinfeld was not a special guest. He was an Arby’s guy.

If you’re looking for information about a fast-food sandwich shop that has sold over five billion classic roast beef sandwiches, we have the deets! What's your go-to order at this restaurant? Baconsale Episode 450: We Ate Everything at Arby’s baconsale.com/2024/05/13/bac…

@ExpelliarMawS @Baconsale Hey! Hey! Hey!……..I’m a Symbiote.

If you’ve been Kraven to know which movies are coming out this summer, the Bad Boys of Baconsale are here to help. Which films would you like to see bomb at the box office? Baconsale Episode 448: 2024 Summer Movie Preview baconsale.com/2024/04/29/bac…