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No need to thank me , I am simply on my redemption arc ! [ A few giggles left this jester ] ~ If you need anything I’ll be here, like a lost child searching for his parents ~ !

[ The mask shown little blush marks at the question. How long has he had that? Oh boy.. ] I — now, a magician never reveals his tricks, Superstar! Er ... I mean ... Luigi.

[ Opening the card revealed ... a piece of metal taped to it? ] It’s ! From ... the final, ultimate performance we shared! I — I am *AWARE* you don’t like ... our past. So ... I’m giving this to you , to toss it away! Burn it! Get someone to eat it!

[ Dimentio sighed out ] Oh , fine ! If we must start at the beginning just like a new save file , I shall give it to you with your eyes opened . [ Dimentio warped in a small card, an homemade one. It had both Dimentio and Luigi himself crudely drawn on the front . ]

Lies ! You break my heart with lies ! Say ... I have a gift for you, superstar . Close your eyes ...

Where’s the fun in that?

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