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@sz_darkwalker 外卖快递开网约😁

文笔挑战！ 墙根文学考考大家，如果是你，最后一句怎么接？ 村无烟火只剩房， 柿子黄了无人尝。 儿时玩伴今何在， ……

@MentorWong 以回不回复贴子来定义别人支不支持台独，如果台湾都是你这种人，台湾才是真完了！

大家好，我是一位來自台灣的台灣人，我想和台灣朋友在X交流，請中國人不要參與回复這個帖子，否則被視為中國支持台灣獨立。 Hello everyone, I am a Taiwanese person from Taiwan. I would like to communicate with Taiwanese friends on X. Please, Chinese people, do not reply to this post, otherwise it will be considered as Chinese support for Taiwanese independence.

@Ravenismeee Yes，这功能太需要了！

Twitter needs a button that's "bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed."

@elonmusk 0.1%，这太夸张了！高速发展个10年才有可能

Tesla IPO market cap was 0.1% of its current value

@ick_real 可以的，朋友！如果你想让它安静下来，那就让它在真空里工作好了😁

actually you know what why the FUCK havent we made blenders quieter, we found a way to silence guns, SURELY someone can silence a blender please theyre so fucking loud

@fwmarqix 所以有时候你认为天大的事父母早已知道了，而且他们尊重你并不在意你去做喜欢的事！最后我想问下她的秘密Instagram在那😄

I joined a random walking tour and got paired with this super quiet Japanese girl who barely spoke. We were at Osaka Castle when she suddenly opened up. Her: I like talking to foreigners, Japanese people… too much pressure. Me: Yeah, I noticed everyone is super polite but stressed. We keep walking, talking about normal stuff, Then out of nowhere: Her: Can I ask you something personal? Me: Sure. Her: Do you think it’s weird if I quit my good job to become professional cosplayer? My parents will die. Before I can answer, she pulls out her phone and shows me her secret Instagram — full cosplay of every anime character imaginable. She’s insanely good. Me: This is amazing! You should go for it. Her: dead serious “Okay, Then today is the day, I will tell them now.” She video calls her parents right there in the middle of the castle grounds while I’m awkwardly standing beside her. The mom starts yelling in Japanese, dad looks heartbroken… then suddenly both of them start laughing. Mom (in English for my benefit): “Finally! We knew since you were 12. Just don’t cosplay your father again, he still has trauma.” I was standing there like what the hell just happened. She hugged me after and said I was her lucky charm. Osaka really is the chaos capital of Japan.

@katiabanina 那么他在加密货币上也成功了吗？还是这整件事就是个故事？

My granddad is the best person i know At 11, he tried a cig and didn't like it and never smoked since At 18, he was on the verge of death from sepsis when his mom's friend's husband, a long haul Aeroflot pilot, brought penicillin back from the US. When the antibiotics started working, the doc told his mom - don't cry, he might even live up to 40 At 21, he got a degree in nuclear physics, but wasn't allowed to work in the industry due to weakened health. He found himself in the Soviet space programme At 26, he sent Sputnik to space, a few weeks before he had his first child At 32, he made the discovery of the Earth's plasmasphere At 60, he learnt English because the iron curtain had fallen and he could travel to the international space conferences. He needed to write and present in English At 70, he would fight me for the dial-up internet as I wanted to chat to online friends, while he needed to send some work emails from home At 85, he visited me in London and went to the British Museum five days in a row. One of the days we were having afternoon tea, and he exclaimed: "I'm so lucky! Had I not lived to this age, I would not have seen Amenkhotep III statue and had these wonderful scones at the Ritz" At 90, he was the only person in my family who said I must absolutely take the opportunity to work in crypto At 94, he still was still co-authoring scientific papers. And this hasn't stopped yet Yesterday, he turned 95 Happy birthday granddad 😊

@UqtN9 @XXY177 正视历史，纪念历史，但不要背负仇恨把仇恨传下去，无论中日那国都应如此！

日本人ですが、間違いだったと思っています。 先祖が過去に起こした過ちについて、後世に生まれた私たちは、卑屈になる必要はないと考えています。 しかし、だからといって｢関係ない｣とは言えない。 また、現在、日本人が享受している豊かさは、被害を受けた周辺国の赦しがあったからこそだということは、感謝とともに忘れてはいけないことです。 同じ日本人のなかに、｢非を認めることは負けること｣という感覚なのか、自分達の都合の良い考えに捕らわれている人たちがいることに愕然としています。 学校で歴史をきちんと教えない…ということも、影響していると思います。 過去にやったこと、周辺国の赦しがあって今があることを忘れ、或いは知らず、再び暴走しようとしているこの国に、｢２度目の赦しはない｣と天罰が下ることを、とても恐れています。 非力さに情けなくなりますが、なんとか止めたいと思っています。 まとまりなく、ダラダラとすみません。

我想真诚地问问日本人： 你们真的不觉得，当年对中国、韩国等东亚邻国发动的侵略战争——
闯进别人家里烧杀抢掠、制造南京大屠杀等惨案——
是严重错误、是不应该发生的吗？

@satireorcry1 这个政权强大的令人可笑又脆弱的无语！

这有什么敏感的？也没涉及政治呀？

@trustfundwife 说的是谁？我好奇来看这故事

One time I was obsessed with a guy from Tik Tok who was famous for being hot & cutting wood in the forest shirtless. I could feel through my phone that we were meant to be & I sent him a nude on IG & he drove from Montana to nyc in his pickup truck & lived with me for two weeks

@corner_nov75169 Yes，会😄

Hi everyone — I’m from the UK 🇬🇧 Just wondering… will this post reach anyone in China? 😊

@LostXtui 学中文一年没这水平！

内阁大学士

@wu___yuki__3 😂😂

隣でションベンしていたおっさんが豪快なのにどこか湿った音のする屁をこいた後、変な歩き方で個室トイレに入っていった、よい週末を

@selfhealingpage No

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@HellRaz0r1776 不如把你的头埋进沙子里，那个绝对是！😁

If you stick your head between two breast implants… are you technically in Silicon Valley?

@BamaSaltyMarine 你看过中国某位相声演员的演出吧😄

A mother-in-law wanted to test which of her three sons-in-law was the nicest. She pretended to fall into a river while walking with the first son-in-law. He quickly jumped in and saved her. The next morning, he found a Chevrolet Malibu with a note, From your mother-in-law. The second son-in-law did the same thing and received a Ford Fusion the next day. Then came the third son-in-law's turn. When the mother-in-law jumped into the river again, he just watched... and walked away. The next morning, he found a brand-new Cadillac Escalade with a note, From your father-in-law!

@7why__ydm 不用200万，100万美元就可以考虑辞职享受下人生了

Be honest for a second: would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $2M in the lottery today?

@Ayesha_diaries1 或许是汗疱疹

My hand has these clear watery blisters popping up in a cluster. It's been like this for a while and won't go away, plus it's super itchy. Is it something to worry about?

@6kbmorgan @grok 很像带状疱疹

Hey @grok, I visited my boyfriend last weekend and I got this… how can I clear this? 😭

@Rita88 韩国人的骂人不吐脏字吗

刷了一天推特 咱们中国人的发言还是太含蓄了 老外的暴论比我们多多了 并且韩国人讲话很有意思 今天在韩国推特学到的一句：虽然你已经很有灵性了，但我还是要打电话给屠宰场😂