Tim Reading

@northernassist Crewe to Manchester Piccadilly

@tim_reading Hi Tim, Could you please provide more details about which train you’re referring to? This will help us assist you more quickly and accurately.

@northernassist my train should have departed 17 minutes ago. What a joke

@Jenny_1884 Think that’s an actual policy for the Greens now

Who else believes that they are trying to erase Christianity in the UK?

@Keir_Starmer Must make sure we give Ukrainians their pocket money

The Middle East conflict has increased the need for rapid military innovation. It’s central to our national and economic security. Today we’ve agreed a new defence partnership between Ukraine and the UK - strengthening Ukraine’s ability to defend itself from Russia’s brutal attacks and ensuring the UK and our allies are prepared to meet the threats of the future. Great to see you again, my friend, @ZelenskyyUa.

@connor_naismith Bruv ain’t nothing saving Crewe. Just the barbers and vape shops now. Oh and the old M&S with all the dead pigeons inside it

The UK needs a radical High Streets Strategy to save our town centres. We must give communities the power to support local businesses and remove dodgy shops. labourlist.org/2026/03/labour…

@citysam90 What’s up champ?

When you think life is getting good then you get a slap in the face again I actually give up really do

@Nike @e1ev1n623 Hey Nike, you seem very active these days. Said nothing when I showed you my air bacons split after one wear

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Thanks @Nike for sending me the wrong sized Imperial purple 4’s 👍🏽

@CartNarcs is this the saddest thing you have ever seen?

@travelingflying Don’t let comrade Starmer hear you say two tier. Be trying to get you thrown in the gulags

Two tier justice in the UK

@IRIran_Military So I’m safe then?

@whitenigerian Today years old

How old were you when you found out this is how to wear EarPods?

@WrestlingBios Miss Lucha Underground

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@connor_naismith What did Cheshire east ask for this year?

Laughable.

@UK_Moyi Yet none are helping them

@InaHassan3 🤣 good one!

Iran's ceasefire conditions just dropped and they are not playing: — Hand Netanyahu to the ICC — Withdraw to Oct 7 borders — Cancel Trump's Gaza plan — Lift ALL sanctions, return frozen funds — Recognize Iran's nuclear rights — Leave Lebanon, Syria, Yemen — Evacuate ALL US bases from Arab soil — Trump must publicly apologize to Khamenei — Compensate Iran for every sanction ever imposed Then they ended it with: "That is no great matter for God." This isn't a ceasefire list. This is a surrender document handed to the most powerful military on earth. And the wild part? After blinding the US radar, weaponizing Hormuz, and rejecting every ceasefire call, they might actually have the leverage to mean it.

@IranMilitaryEN @IRIran_Military Seems pretty foolish

Iran rejected several ceasefire requests from Trump yesterday.

@owenjonesjourno Think we all know who the trouble makers are here Owen. I know you like to believe your extremist leftie friends are lovely flowers, but they are turds

Anti-trans activists are once more standing up for women by hounding women.

@owenjonesjourno Don’t make peace with your friends Owen

Really? After the US killed his father, mother, wife, son and several other relatives? Talking about holding a grudge!

@honeymoon250 Prob think earth is a right shit hole and not a number 1 holiday destination

If aliens exist, why haven’t they visited Earth ?

@fw_naetoblaq Went to the travel agents. It was like a holiday shop on the high street

Serious question. how tf did people book flights before the internet???