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@TwoPoundPunt Glute activation exercises, glute, piriformis and hip flexor stretching

Sciatica in bits days before golf trip to Portugal. Need your get better quick hacks!

@AGenuineOutlaw Martinelli was already on his way down before the trailing leg was brought up. Won the ball, Not a penalty for me but wouldn't have been a "clear and obvious" error if given

@AdamJoseph The thing that's most insane is that only goals and assists get attention. He was one of the best players on the pitch even in those early games and was up there for chances created, stat watchers rather than match watchers of this generation of football fans.

This coverage of Florian Wirtz has reached client journalism status. Never seen a big money signing reach endangered species level protection. Cool, he's started contributing G/A.. vs Newcastle, Qarabag, Burnley, Barnsley, Fulham, Wolves & 10 man Tottenham. He also cost £116m, so he should be. Pogba, Antony, Maguire, Caicedo, Rice, Lukaku, Sancho, Pepe, Højlund, Sesko, none were ever given this kind of grace. Must be a Liverpool thing, huh?

@Pau1Evan5 @WilcoFtbl Have you actually watched Alonso sides play? His teams press high, fight to win the ball back and get the ball up the field with pace. Completely the opposite of what is happening now where Liverpool are passive out of possession and slow down every counter but dragging ball bk

@WilcoFtbl We need to be careful, I personally think it’s time for slot to go but bringing in Alonso isn’t necessarily the answer. His football is not to dissimilar to slot, it’s slow possession based football, is that what people want ?

If that loss to Bournemouth isn’t enough for the hierarchy to sack Arne Slot immediately and bring in Xabi Alonso, I fear the problems at Liverpool run far deeper than the manager. Richard Hughes and Michael Edwards need to do what is needed, or lose the trust of the entire fanbase. FSG spent the money this summer, but clearly don’t understand the football side and will not do else than what those two tells them. Very worrying times.

@HendrickD82 @anantthakur85 First leg we lost 3-0 but absolutely no way it should have been that. We didn't get battered we just couldn't score for shit 3-2 probably would have been a fair representation

@anantthakur85 Everyone was shit in the first leg?? That's why we got battered.

And Sadio wasn't particularly good that night.

The Connor Bradley incident is the clearest example of how tribal and thick a lot of football fans are, particularly on twitter. At not one moment was Connor off the pitch to be able to bring himself back on, nonetheless the overall drama is nonsensical.

@alexmoneypenny @TheFootbalGuru Please highlight the moment he is off the pitch with timestamp. I must be blind

He isn't watching when he falls over, so he thinks he's faking/not serious (0:01) This is later confirmed by Martinelli on Instagram Bradley then pushes himself further onto the pitch (0:10) and sits up (0:15) so Martinelli thinks he's fine It's a misunderstanding, and there will be 100 more incidents, as Liverpool manager Slot says, of faking injuries Given the game state, you understand the frustation I wish it hadn't happened, of course, and Martinelli shouldn't have pushed him as I originally said "Spreading lies" is very strong 😄

Good. He obviously didn’t know Bradley was actually injured and confirmed that himself. If you watch it back, he’s looking for the ball as Bradley falls over, then Bradley pushes himself onto the pitch & sits up which is the part he sees. I understand why, considering the game & game state, he reacts. He should not have done it, but the moral outrage was a response to a boring game with few talking points imo.

@LegacySiu Anelka

Guess the player Level: Hardest

What a terrible football team we are at the moment

Gakpo gets into some great positions and makes the wrong decision every time

Incredible van dijk goal disallowed, Murillos stands. PGMOL favourites as ever. Liverpool wasteful in attack and forest clinical at first chance

Massive controversy every time Oliver is ref or VAR against Liverpool but PGMOL love us apparently

@ally_kalu @utdsnook Adjusted to inflation Ronaldo is nearly £200m today Trent a born Scouser worth £100m+ ran down his contract whilst learning Spanish leaving the club for next to nothing. Abt 18 months prior it was known RM pushed for him to run his contract down It's not even remotely the same

@utdsnook You had 80 millions reasons not to

This is why Manchester United are a bigger club than Liverpool. Zero class. When Ronaldo left United to Real Madrid and played us we didn't boo him 😂😂😂

@elonmusk Would have been much worse if he had access to an automatic rifle

11 people stabbed on a train in the UK

@datdarkhorse Agree

@tiptoptoptips I wondered at the start of the season how well they would cope with the loss of Diogo. Seems it's affecting them more than I expected.

People blaming Slot here are stupid. Almost every Liverpool player is failing at the basics! Giving ball away cheaply in mid Losing every 2nd ball Poor keeping of a high line No movement off the ball #BRELIV

How is that different to the one on Gakpo? #Clearnandobvious #PGMOL #LiVARpool

@datdarkhorse Its absolutely the whole team, odd players have good games but other than Chiesa, szobo and Ekitike every one of them is a problem currently with simple stuff. Its not tactical, its mental. Basics right and the team has enough quality to beat most teams, but they are far off

@tiptoptoptips 💯 Apart from a couple of players the team is massively underperforming.

@AnfieldPapers Big chances missed 1 0/3 successful dribbles 67% passing accuracy Yeah Salah was excellent

Arne Slot on Chiesa “I didn't bring him on because Salah was excellent, and Cody too. It wouldn't have been fair to sub off either of them.”

Can I just bring it to everyone's attention, all of these idiots including Liverpool fans are GROWN MEN. I love football more than anyone I know but jesus christ can people get some sense of reality, behaving like this is embarrassing. Tribal nature of it all is abhorrent