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Tjerfik

@tjerfik

Software engineer by day. Internet menace by choice. I say what the timeline is thinking but won’t post.

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Tjerfik@tjerfik·
Hey small creators, I’ve got an idea. Let’s build a private WhatsApp group (max 100 people). Every time one of us posts, we drop the link → everyone goes to like, repost & comment (must do all) Imagine: 10 posts/day = 1000 likes, reposts and comments That’s how we beat the algorithm together. Requirements: • 5K followers or less • Must follow back DM me if interested. If I get 20 DMs, I’ll create the group & share the private link 🤝 #LetsBeatTheAlgorithm Together
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Tjerfik@tjerfik·
@HarpiVert_ Bro is withholding self pleasure as an offering to the football gods. The sacrifice has a scoreline 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
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Gavvie☘️@HarpiVert_·
No Barcelona fan should masturbate until we complete the remontada!😡
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Tjerfik@tjerfik·
@HarpiVert_ Bro issued a masturbation ban as a football tactical decision. The coach Hansi Flick is not ready for this energy.
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Tjerfik@tjerfik·
@gyamfi__01 Got a whole engineering solution installed while some people are still using prayer as contraception, welcome to Africa
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Nay 🇬🇭@gyamfi__01·
Tyla has a stick in her shoulder to control family planning 🤔🤔
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Tjerfik@tjerfik·
@WhiteHouse Blockading a sovereign nation’s ports and ended it with corporate email sign-off energy. Can’t prove it buh am very certain the HR department wrote this one
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
“The United States to Blockade Ships Entering or Exiting Iranian Ports on April 13 at 10:00 A.M. ET. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” - President Donald J. Trump
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Tjerfik@tjerfik·
@DailyNoud Justin Bieber scrolled YouTube on stage and got a standing ovation. Sabrina sneezed wrong once and Twitter wrote 40 think pieces. The double standard has a gender 😂😂😂
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Daily Noud
Daily Noud@DailyNoud·
Sabrina Carpenter comments on Justin Bieber’s Coachella set: “Nice of him to sit and scroll on YouTube, but if I did that I’d be crucified”
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Tjerfik@tjerfik·
@BRICSinfo The Muslim country is protecting the Catholic Pope from the Christian president. The theology of 2026 makes zero sense.
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BRICS News@BRICSinfo·
JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iranian President condemns insult by President Trump against Pope Leo XIV, says "desecration of Jesus is unacceptable." "I wish you glory by Allah."
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Tjerfik@tjerfik·
@harryjsisson Posted himself as Jesus at 9:49pm and announced a naval blockade at 12:43am. The mental state escalated with the timestamps.
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Harry Sisson@harryjsisson·
Trump is having a mental health episode right now. He’s been posting on social media all night. He posted at: 9:49pm (Ai Jesus photo) 9:50pm (Trump tower on moon) 10:10pm (dumb meme) 10:32pm (news clip) 10:53pm (news clip) 12:43am (announcing Hormuz blockade) 2:35am (article about Biden) 2:36am (article on naval blockade) 2:37am (article on Rep. Swalwell) 2:37am (posted the same article about Biden again) 2:38am (article on his ballroom) 4:10am (article on Iran) He’s not sleeping, he’s pretending to be Jesus, and he’s posting all night. He’s not well.
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Lizzie Buff@WitchFan16·
Choose one room??
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Phiona Kyeru@kyeruphiona·
Hubby was born today ...Happy 33rd birthday Lewis 🥰wishing you long life, happiness ,more money and peace 💜
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End Wokeness@EndWokeness·
"Is that your culture? I don't like it."
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Tjerfik@tjerfik·
@kirawontmiss Just like the way you hate skipping a meal kirawontmissameal
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kira 👾@kirawontmiss·
Justin Bieber HATES his wife😭
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Tjerfik@tjerfik·
@BRICSinfo Spain got threatened by Israel last week and immediately called China for backup. The diplomatic pivot was fast.
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BRICS News@BRICSinfo·
JUST IN: 🇪🇸🇨🇳 Spain's Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez calls on China to use its influence to end war in Iran.
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Pop Base@PopBase·
‘Euphoria’ Season 3 reveals that Angus Cloud’s character Fezco is in prison for 30 years.
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Tjerfik@tjerfik·
@Nene___o @PopBase Angus played as Fez in Euphoria and he died in real life mid series, so that shitty serie writer decided to send his character to prison
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Luara@Nene___o·
@PopBase I’m not unemployed I need context
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Tjerfik@tjerfik·
@PopBase How can a nigga die in real life and decide to send his character to prison for 30 years, clearly that’s not the tribute everyone was waiting for
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Tjerfik@tjerfik·
@PopBase Gave Fezco 30 years in prison after the actor died in real life. The writers room has no chill and no grief counselor 😭😭😭
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Naomi@babyAirl·
Who's UP and Active
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Lucky Mbabazi@LuckyMbabazi·
The real health hack is to manage your stress levels.
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Tjerfik@tjerfik·
@World_Affairs11 Charges $1200 for a phone, removes your village from the map, and the charger still doesn’t come in the box. The disrespect has a premium pricing tier.
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World Affairs@World_Affairs11·
BREAKING: Apple company removed Lebanese village names and logos, keeping only Israeli labels in entire Lebanon.
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