tess 🫧

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@tkFritschiee

unfortunately i have become enthralled with wrestling

she/they เข้าร่วม Aralık 2011

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tess 🫧@tkFritschiee·15 Ara

two years!!! i’m down for more if you are @ToontownOffline 🩷

tess 🫧@tkFritschiee

my favorite travel partner!! one year!!! amazing!!!

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annis@jadmvni·17h

okay so hacks era has officially begun i’m sorry for the person i’ll become please don’t unfollow me you need to understand this is the last season okay bye watch hacks for your mental health

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cuckold jones@cuckcat·18h

can i come over and confuse you

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cee@1ovesickkk·21h

i flirt by having the eyes of a hungry and neglected pet

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UwUTangClan@Executivejeff1·18h

hearing things out of the corners of my eyes

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chase@_chase_____·1d

inventions used to be fun things like microwave popcorn and indoor plumbing. now all we get are computers that steal ur ideas and hybrid dogs burdened by the knowledge of their own existence

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miia@miiagarro·14h

babe… u hardly touched my last nerve, are u ok?

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LancCo Rob (Wheeler’s Closet Rib Edition)@TweetsByBerto·1d

The existence of a sub from Wawa implies the existence of a dom from Sheetz

sam 🔜 phillies era ⚾️@samanthaistan

just read the phrase “a sub from wawa” in this book EXCUSE ME???? A SUB??????

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fishious@fishquichee·21h

(Shaking hands with someone i just met) unhand me you freak

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hb@h3xenbrenner2·1d

Ok you’re bleeding from the head. That’s good. that means you’re getting all the injury out

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진아@EdgarPoop1·22h

in the corner straight up “losin it" and by “it” , haha, well lets just say... My religion

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wicked wigger of the west@Nick_Cerveza·3d

(drinking one beer and speaking sternly) there are certain fabrics I Do not like

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molzy@molzysketch·1d

I built this feed brick by brick

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Jonathan@jonathanmb32·2d

Lot of great contenders but this is maybe the best tweet that also perfectly captures the site's spirit.

Pop Base@PopBase

Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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Carter Donnick@CDonnick1·4d

THE first school eliminated from March Madness

PREZ BETS@PrezBets

Game on the line and this is what Ohio State draws up?

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computer man@gloomfather·18 Nis

Lol that’s funny dude. Reminds me of something one of my mentally ill twitter friends said several months ago.. hang on just give me 45 minutes to find it so I can read it out loud for you,

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Pete Fiutak@PeteFiutak·4d

There’s sports brutal, and there’s seeing your team get knocked out of the NCAA Tournament early Thursday to a school that sounds like a dispensary next to the Applebees

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