Thomas Jackson

@CoachNickMoney Squeeze again today? Sure would be nice.

🚀 $KELYB skyrocketed with strong volume 📈! Breaking out of a classic triangle pattern 🎯, RSI confirmed the bulls' energy. Who's catching the wave? 🌊🔥

No one asked for it, but here it is anyway… Chuck’s Premier League Preview! FOLKS! Premier League weekend is HERE and my brain is NOT ready but we move. Here’s your highly professional, barely accurate preview. We start with Manchester United vs Spurs. One team is a chaos factory, the other is Spurs. This could finish 0-0 or 5-5 and I’d believe both. Someone’s season “project” dies today, GUARANTEED. 3pm madness: Arsenal vs Sunderland – Arsenal will try to win 1-0 while explaining “field tilt” on a spreadsheet. Sunderland will attempt pure sh*thousery. Elite clash of nerds vs sickos. Bournemouth vs Aston Villa – This feels like a match that ends 3-2 and I forget who won by Monday. Book it. Burnley vs West Ham – Relegation energy versus “should be better than this” energy. Grass may be the real winner. Fulham vs Everton – If this was food, it’d be plain pasta. Important, but nobody’s excited. Wolves vs Chelsea – Chelsea will have 74% possession, 19 shots, one goal, and 400 thinkpieces. Wolves will just vibe. Evening: Newcastle vs Brentford. Either Newcastle destroy them and declare themselves “back” or lose and release a 12-tweet injury thread. No in-between. Sunday: Brighton vs Crystal Palace, hipsters vs haters. Then Liverpool vs Man City, which is football’s Avengers movie. Goals, drama, meltdowns, my head exploding. I understand none of it, but I’ll be yelling anyway. #PremierLeague #EPL #MUFC #THFC #AFC #SAFC #AVFC #AFCB #BURWHU #FFC #EFC #WWFC #CFC #NUFC #Brentford #BHAFC #CPFC #LFC #MCFC #Football #Soccer #WeekendVibes

We’re seeing our UK friends complaining about @ITVSport showing in-game ads during the @SixNationsRugby. We’ve had them for years, and we’re fine, honest… #SixNationsRugby

@5teenagekidDad @ITVSport I’ll be looking for an international stream without ads at half-time.

@tmjackson @ITVSport yes everyone in pub already annoyed with the adverts

Come on @ITVSport. In-game ads are the start of a very American slippery slope. It starts with ads during the rugby, it ends with kids taking guns to school. Don’t be responsible for that. #SixNationsRugby #SixNations2026

@napqueen3000 New thing that no-one asked for.

What the FUCK was that advert on ITVX?!?! This is actually offensive. #SixNationsRugby #FRAvIRE

No, @ITVSport. The in-game @SixNationsRugby ads are AWFUL. I thought the agreement was that the ads were silent and the commentary continued?!?

@BlueATLGeorgia I can’t wait until we see Bovino and his cronies on trial. It’s coming.

Gregory Bovino: An individual approached USBP agents with a nine-millimeter semi-automatic handgun. The agents attempted to disarm the individual, but he violently resisted. This looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement. This is a lie.

@mrmikeMTL Large hadron collider switch on. Nothing’s been right since.

Can anyone pin-point the exact moment where everything in society just got substantially worse?

@EdwardJDavey Compositionally, this photography technique is know as ‘the rule of turds’.

It’s a real shame that Nigel Farage is too unwell to do interviews the morning after Donald Trump threatens us with sanctions. Here he is with “the bravest man he ever met”. He campaigned to make Trump President, and has spent the last year enjoying all the chaos he has caused.

I believe the composition technique being used here is called the ‘rule of turds’.

@FulwelI Tbf he gives as good as he gets. He’s constantly niggling at the players around him with borderline fouls. Love the lad though, and reckon he’s only going to improve.

I feel sorry for Brobbey. The bloke is punished by referees because he’s so strong. He gets nothing in every game. But if you’re a small fast diving cheat you get them same fouls all day long.

And suddenly @ManUtd care about the #FACup again… karma’s a bitch.

@Teamgyokeres Tough call. Neville or Carragher.

Who's the worst football pundit ever?

@Moonlight_myths Have you tried booking an uber?

My husband has been using my car for Uber/ YANGO ever since he lost his job. We had an argument last week, and in the heat of the moment I said something I truly regret, I told him that he didn't have a job and that he was only working because he used my car. I didn't mean it, I was just angry. Since that day, Wednesday of last week, he packed up and left home. I haven't seen him since. The only contact he makes is sending money for our two children. I've searched everywhere for him, and even went to his mother's house, but she said she hasn't seen him either. I love my husband dearly and I don't want to lose him over a careless statement I made out of frustration. I'm really hurting and I need advice... What do I do?

@BloodRecs Mr Blobby by Mr Blobby 😮😮😮

Gonna teaser the NYE drop later. One you've been asking us for all year!

@Everton__1234 @AdamP1242 Correct decision.

@AdamP1242 Get's infront of player: Allowed Shoulder Barges player: Allowed If Gordon stays on his feet, then it's not even discussed

State of it, referee and VAR both looked at that and said no penalty 😂😂😂😂 #NUFC

Absolute headloss 😂😂😂

@MichaelChopra 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Derby days are back 6 pts easy for the Toon next season ⚫️⚪️

Renowned patriot and grifter @antmiddleton just cheering on a foreign leader attempting to siphon off $1b of taxpayer money.