Tom Nork

Hey @darth can you please look at my dog (Potato for scale)

@TaraBull I'm gonna need a @BunkiePerkins rating of these please

Madison Preparatory Academy in Baton Rouge Louisiana has a 'celebration section' for graduates

@MMcEwanGolf This on top of the full kit wanker in Crushers gear is just delicious - @ngschuNLU

"I thought the boys were magnificent today. It's a huge three points for us."

@Bchockey3327 @mk9577 @stoolpresidente Gun laws work, which is why every other country in the world has them and also doesn’t have mass shootings or videos like this like we do

@tomnork @mk9577 @stoolpresidente I feel like your just arguing with yourself. Did you have something useful to add to the conversation? Or just more nonsense?

This is insane.

@Bchockey3327 @mk9577 @stoolpresidente A lock on your door might prevent people entering your home/mom’s basement at the same rate that assault rifle bans would stop people from using guns like the guy in the video. That said, sure somebody if they really wanted to could get in, but wouldn’t you want to do SOMETHING

@tomnork @mk9577 @stoolpresidente Ummm what?

@Bchockey3327 @mk9577 @stoolpresidente I’m sure that certainly you leave your doors unlocked at all times because lock picking exists, don’t you

@mk9577 @stoolpresidente Yeah that dude for sure bought that gun legally and has all the proper permits for it 🙄

@rexsalisbury Great job on the most hilarious 3D view clips of these parks lmao Do we also take out the baseball and soccer fields because you don't play those sports too? Dumb idea!!

SF's best idea...the parks. worst idea? putting golf courses in all of them.

Wait Randy Hahn is doing national TV for TNT? Hell fucking yes

@Top100Rick How do you type that entire tweet and seriously hit send

Huge news out of LIV Golf. Smash GC is no more. OKGC is the future. It makes total sense for a league focused on a “Global” market to put down roots in Oklahoma. Oklahomans will love traveling to Singapore and Saudi Arabia to support Gooch and squad.

@rjsingledad @CowboyGospeler I thought they only did bareback bronc riding at the lambda house

@CowboyGospeler Ride a Wave and Ride a Bronco!

Cal Poly Rodeo Team's second annual Break-A-Wave bareback bronc riding on Pismo State Beach.

@dieworkwear So if you get a house like that, do you just need a full time varnish guy?

good lord this house for sale 126 Summit Rd La Verne, CA 91750

@JaredBrehm @TalkinBaseball_ Wtf is the governor supposed to do about some billionaire dickhead who doesn’t want to pay to build his own stadium (And anyway, Fisher stood to get more public money to come to him in CA than in LV!!)

@TalkinBaseball_ Reason why they are leaving

A's are debuting their new Sacramento Golds jerseys

@samisagraf BIBBLE!!!!

@TommyFleetwood1 @blackstone @TronCarterNLU Knew it x.com/TronCarterNLU/…

@TommyFleetwood1 @blackstone This might be the funniest possible outcome for Tommy’s clothing sponsor saga. Can’t wait for @TronCarterNLU to spin this

I'm very proud to announce @blackstone as my new partner. It's a great honour to represent them as their first global brand ambassador and excited for what's ahead.

@PeteATurner Why is it the city’s responsibility to pay for the stadium of a guy who has multiple billions of dollars to his name. And in any case, there was more public money in OAK than in Vegas. This is squarely on the POS owner.

This is false. The A's could not remain in Oakland. There's no shame in fixing a broken situation. Had the Bay been serious about having two teams, it'd have them. Most of the dissent against the A's is misplaced partisan desires rather than the actions of the A's.

@DCheverere It hard to say

Yes there is, but I couldn’t tell you how. Can someone help him?

Heading off into the weekend

@US_Stormwatch Flash flood warning? @circlingbackpod - must be time for randy's island vacation

A major Kona Low is going to slam Hawaii this week bringing significant flooding, severe thunderstorms, damaging winds, and blizzard conditions on its highest peaks. 13 inches of rain is forecast Tuesday–Saturday in Honolulu, 80% of the city's annual rainfall in 5 days. Outside of the extraordinary March 1958 storm that holds all five of the top spots in the record books, this would be the wettest 5-day period since records began in 1940. Higher terrain on Oahu could see 20–30 inches of rain through Sunday. Impacts begin tonight on Kauai.

@ANTIFAldo This has @BunkiePerkins fingerprints all over it

this is, to be clear, the funniest goddamned thing I’ve heard all year