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@creepydotorg Jesus is the same as Santa Claus

What is the adult version of finding out that Santa Claus doesn't exist?

Damn. I'm going to have one hell of a grueling day tomorrow. I've already voted Harris in every precinct close to my house. I'm going to have to spend most of the day driving to more remote places. I doubt I'll be able to cast more than 30 additional votes tomorrow.

@cbouzy It will be called for Trump, but not at 8. FL laws are fairly rare in that they allow mailed ballots to be counted as they arrive and the results released after the polls close. In 2020 Biden leapt out to a huge lead at 7PM only for it to disappear as same day vote as counted.

Make sure you bookmark this tweet, it will age in banana years.

@KaylaChowShow Worse than that - we had a party line. Twelve families sharing the same line.

Have you ever had a landline phone?

@Feintglow @dcpetterson @john_sipher On average, the Vatican has 2 popes per square mile.

@dcpetterson @john_sipher Interesting exercise in the capacity of statistics to mislead on occasion, eg, on average US presidents are charged with 2 felonies.

As a reminder, The US has had 46 presidents. Among them, there have been 91 criminal felony charges indicted. Those charges are distributed among the presidents as in the following list: 1/2

@Sweets_tweets__ Don't ever think you need to be anything else.

I'm know I'm just me. I'm a lot of things, but I still hurt like everyone else. I think people forget that because I am 'just me.

@MikeyantheBrain @Sweets_tweets__ I'm with you. I've never felt so appreciated.

@Sweets_tweets__ You said I’m shiny, thanks!

Some trash is shiny, but it's still garbage.

@AmazingPopPod Hell, yeah! This is the cinematic equivalent of Las Vegas. You don't go there for a 2 week vacation. You go there for a long weekend of over-the-top, in-your-face excess. And afterward you feel both happy and drained at the same time.

Did you actually watch this? Thoughts?

@guelphgirlchris No. Not just a Canadian thing. Me, too.

Graham Kerr, (the Galloping Gourmet). It’s a Canadian thing. ☺️

@Sweets_tweets__ Even if there are people in your orbit who are not recognizing your value, there are many here who do.

All I needed was to know I still mattered and wouldn't be forgotten, and i have value as person. That's it. Unfortunately now I know and fuck it cuts deep.

@JustAMomNamedMM It was too frightening.

@patriot_melissa @unclelukereal1 @MUSICANDBUILDS Yes. It is okay for Dave to do that. The essence of great comedy is punching UP against authority, not beating DOWN on the less fortunate. It was only the court jester who could make jokes about the king. Conservative "humor" sucks because it is inherently demeaning.

@unclelukereal1 @MUSICANDBUILDS But when Dave Chappelle makes fun of white people it’s ok though? It’s ok 👍🏼 in both cases or no cases I say it’s ok for both maybe go back and watch in living color we used to be able to joke with each other

First of all the comments the jackass Comedian made at the Trump rally in New York City was racist. People want to say oh you’re too sensitive it was just a joke. No, it wasn’t. He made jokes about black and brown people. Watermelon eating Negroes. Call Puerto Rico floating Island of trash. Here’s why it wasn’t a joke. It was at MAGA Tump rally where he consistently talks, racist shit about people of color. For you people who say it was just a joke. Name one joke he made about white people ? I will wait.

@KaylaChowShow Pudding

Her name is the last thing you ate.

@vania88499 @LanceByrd80 @Fernand46357857 You should have stayed in school

@too2ez @LanceByrd80 @Fernand46357857 That’s definitely the Left’s game, Antifa is top of mind in that regard 😆 Socialists aren’t all team players, the Nazi’s fought for control. Hitler jailing socialists proves nothing

@TheImmortician @Fernand46357857 Your statement represents a toddler's understanding of history. It would be more accurate to state the 3 elements of the allied victory: British intelligence American industry Russian blood

@Fernand46357857 America didnt defeat the Nazis, the Russians did. Lol. The Americans beat the Japanese.

@dandretwoodard @Fernand46357857 Well, with about 100-1 odds in favor of it being a Republican, it's a fairly safe bet.

@vania88499 @LanceByrd80 @Fernand46357857 They imprisoned the socialists. ProTip: Party self-identification is a poor indicator. If they called themselves "The Bunch of Really Swell Guys Party" would you have believed that, too?

@LanceByrd80 @Fernand46357857 And the one on the left is a national socialist flag

@headreindeer90 @CrazyFenaker @Fernand46357857 Thanks for the 19th century history lesson.

@CrazyFenaker @Fernand46357857 I’m sorry, which party fought for the confederacy? Oh right, democrats 🤷‍♂️

@AgentSelf99B You ever been to Butler? That's called a property improvement there.

@mmpadellan So should Guam, Saipan and USVI

Washington DC and Puerto Rico should be states. PASS IT ON. 🇺🇸💪