*- GRAYSON -* // P2x10

hi i’m grayson! it’s super nice to meet you, and i’m glad you’re looking at my profile! :D an introduction 🧵!

10 years ago today, Mitski released ‘Puberty 2.’

@onistopit @deerfulaverage boring boring boring god forbid people make a little joke

@totesnotgrayson @deerfulaverage no nigga what the fuck is yall talkin about on some real shit

Can I say something or too much

when i’m watching a video on twt and then it auto scrolls to someone shoving a horse cock dildo up their ass

how dudes who jerk off to porn everyday of their life describe women who read erotic literature:

he had no idea he was about to get a sister

@onistopit @deerfulaverage oh my god METAPHORICALLY 😭 not everything is so literal let them thirst over clark in a weird way like everyone else ever

@totesnotgrayson @deerfulaverage “god i wish i was eating a man” ??????

Would everyone start beating me if I daid

I should be preparing for Artfight #tf2

Do you know how much funnier clarkcest would have been if Mary said "go fuck yourself" instead of "fuck you"

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

langdon & santos: you’re a mirror image of me but i can’t stand the sight of my own reflection mel: i’m scared to find out who i am after being a caregiver my whole life robby: i HAVE to die ellis, who just wanted a change of pace on the day shift:

is this allowed 😭

Ah, so we’re ignoring Javadi, Santos, Ellis, Perlah, Princess, Garcia, McKay, King, Dana, Emma, Shen, Lupe, Donnie, Ahmad, Henderson, Shamsi,-

they look like they throw rocks at special needs students

matching pfps for a trio lowk

IM CRYING

@thepittsm I get missing Collins and Mohan but it feels like these people completely ignore Ellis, Santos, Javadi, and half the nurses

hate when kids got they daddy face and not they momma’s