fatsu

music in frieren has me bawling my eyes out at 10:55 in the am

i sure as hell can't wait for another 7 years of hell after smashing my mirror

a custard cream is just a vanilla bourbon

asahi and weed is the devil in disguise

i wonder if u miss me just as much

zooted out my mind and just got given a strawberry cream cake what a time to be alive

what if milan doesn't have ac

what if u went to newcastle and all the castles were new

what if u went to liverpool and it was nothing but a pool of liver

🌀

oh no my lifelong disorder has once again become problematic i sure as hell didn't see that one coming

jesus turned water into wine and i turn weed into playing video games really well

best high snack is crumpets on god i feel like i just ate a buttery cloud

when the edible hits

if someone offered me a bacon roll i think i'd burst into tears

nurse pointing out that my socks match my t-shirt and exposing my autism in all it's glory

technology is wild cos what the fuck do you mean i just took a hearing test with my airpods

how am i supposed to carry on without my oodie dressing gown

he's my penguin if u even care

just me and waterfront against the world