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Why do so many people demonize masturbation when it’s probably the healthiest and safest way to express yourself sexually
𝚃@Rane3560
me at 3 am fighting the urge of masturbating or be a good person
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I make 6 figures, i live comfortably and i absolutely think $1500 is too much for a 2bed 2bath APARTMENT. Some of yall have really lost touch with fucking reality. That man is correct about the state of rent. How is somebody who is making minimum wage supposed to afford that?
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Incredible things are possible when lorne michaels doesnt have to personally approve every single word of the script
FilmIndex@FilmIndexMedia
"The only murdered Palestinian we're allowed to talk about" - Says Paddy Young on #SNLUK while talking about Easter.
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It finally happened yesterday. We were all playing with a baby and then came then “When are you two going to get busyyy and pop one out?!” and I firmly said, “When we quit losing them.” and the crowd fell silent. Don’t ask questions in which you aren’t prepared for the answer!
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white people love being racist in theory so they can get the credit for it from their fanbase while knowing they’re too pussy to face the consequences of actually doing it
FearBuck@FearedBuck
Jake Paul says he’s planning to do a blackface skit in response to Druski’s viral skit.
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friends has never been funny
Variety@Variety
"Friends" star Lisa Kudrow says new sitcoms are “too afraid” to make jokes that make audiences “uncomfortable”: "But I’m not drawn to new sitcoms that are multi-camera in front of an audience because I’m not buying it. I don’t know if that’s just because I’ve seen too many single-camera sitcoms—I think we need to get back to being able to tell jokes. I feel like we’ve been too afraid to make jokes that might make people uncomfortable.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/l…
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Like I’m so happy that you can “afford” to pay $2500 for a closet but you actually shouldn’t have to
☯️@FLACKO444
government fuckin everybody and folks just wanna show you they pay more than you for shit they shouldn’t be. we never gon win 😂😂😂
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i will never understand how so many people crash here like it’s just a freeway exit
greenteabito 👑💌@matcha7th
my friend took me to Seattle’s best tourist spot - the I-5 union st exit
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then when the same spot $2,200 in 3-5 years, y’all gone say “it ain’t 2026. why y’all want them prices 😂😂😂” use your brain, please. abeg.
Bigga 😈@moem033
@BlvckJxsus I really need yall to be so realistic with yourself. It is not 2003. Why in gods name would yall think that rent would be $800. Lmaoooo like now yall just sitting up here crying.
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Do we extend this sort of understanding to brown terrorists who were radicalised by seeing their families turned to mince by a drone strike on a wedding?
Eyal Yakoby@EYakoby
It might be because they watched their friends massacred at a music festival.
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To people under the age of 30: I realize you don’t believe us and this seems like a meme, but this was a real story.
Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs)@agraybee
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I don’t want to hear shit from people who were dumb enough to believe that it would be anything other than this
Marco Foster@MarcoFoster_
Tim Dillon on MAGA: “It’s the greatest con in history, truly. To run as America First and you’re gonna take care of America and then turn around and go all of these things daycare, Medicare, we have nothing to do with that, we’re fighting wars. It is the greatest scam in history”
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Straight men trying to turn Studs out are predators not gay, Studs are not men. These men trying to turn Studs out are predatory and probably believe in corrective rape
Return of the Butch Queen ♛@imjerrynotkevin
Straight men trying to turn studs out is gay. I don’t give a fuck.
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hogan was so racist that when his son got into a car accident and paralyzed his best friend, hogan's biggest fear was that him and his family would be reincarnated as a black family as universal "karma" for his son's carelessness.
fuck him.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First trailer for a Hulk Hogan documentary, featuring a final interview with Hogan himself. Releasing April 22 on Netflix.
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No transgender person has ever recruited a cisgender kid to become transgender. That's never happened. It's a completely made up talking point. If you believe that, you have a little baby bird brain.
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That's because most religions are based on fear. Fear of punishment, judgement and isolation when you start questioning things
Tao☠️@theerealtao
I don’t think people actually believe in God. I think they’re afraid not to.
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