Turtle “from queens” from entourage

@nickysmokess Shrink

Sun is shining. Transfusion in hand. Playing golf with some of my best buds. Happy Saturday everyone.

Just copped

@billy53564 Arouse me

@turtlefrmqueens These things fuck

Large dirty dr.pepper these fucking Mormons know how to make a non alcoholic beverage

@Wahlberg4Life Blew my socks off

@turtlefrmqueens Was not aware that was an option fuck #NeedDat

I have seen the light #yes

@Wahlberg4Life They don’t have Lucy’s where I’m from so it’s rare but I praise god whenever o find them. With that being said mango Lucy is my favorite pouch I’ve ever had

@turtlefrmqueens What’s your go to flavor Sal I’m espresso curious just played it safe with mint for the first try

@AriGoldsBurner #hatewatch

The Knicks make me happy I love life I hope everyone has a great night

Mahomes is the second greatest qb of all time Kobe isn’t top 10 Ohtani is better than babe already Tim Thomas has the best goalie peak ever

I think I’m being hit on by a dude rn

The biggest fucking #EXPAND of all time #ilovelucy

Farting in the bar #cropdust

Stickyfloormaxxing

Beer #dox

News on at the bar #expand

Everyone here is me (turtle from queens)

Tf is in the water in NY these mfs are SHORT (6”3 btw)

No one knows I’m cheesing at this comeback rn #hatewatch

Four person line for one shitter while two open urinals r right there. #bag

He’s rocking hokas under the dress pants I’m leaning towards #shrink

One dude in the bar wearing a suit jacket handed the bartender a folded up twenty in between two fingers to pay for his shock top and told him to keep the change. #shrink or #expand